by Cumlickerslangnicker March 9, 2024
Get the Cryghastly mug.Mary graces face flashed red as she cryjaculated, oozing fluids all over the new velvet sofa, she felt so felt so good after such a powerful cryjaculation.
by sean jay April 29, 2024
Get the Cryjaculation mug.Being stuck to someone as a result of ice freezing around both you and the person you're stuck to. For example, if two people get wet in the arctic and sit next to each other, and then the water around their bodies freezes into one solid piece, leaving the two people stuck together, that's cryogamy.
by PBJelly6 November 10, 2024
Get the cryogamy mug.**Crybaby Hypocrisy** refers to individuals who harbor intense feelings of hatred toward President Trump but do not exhibit the same scrutiny or disdain for their local politicians.
This term also applies to those who become visibly enraged when discussing Trump yet are unaware of who their state representatives are or what bills are currently under consideration
This term also applies to those who become visibly enraged when discussing Trump yet are unaware of who their state representatives are or what bills are currently under consideration
DAMN, MY FUCKING PROPERTY TAXES WENT UP!!!! FUCK YOUUUU TRUMMMPPPP.
ALL WHILE YOUR STATE LOST SOME FUNDING BECAUSE of their careless spending and dosent know how to function.
A better example is:
WHO IS YOUR PRESIDENT?
THAT IDIOT TRUMP
WHOS YOUR STATE SENATOR?
I DONT KNOW
Dude thats Crybaby Hypocrisy.
ALL WHILE YOUR STATE LOST SOME FUNDING BECAUSE of their careless spending and dosent know how to function.
A better example is:
WHO IS YOUR PRESIDENT?
THAT IDIOT TRUMP
WHOS YOUR STATE SENATOR?
I DONT KNOW
Dude thats Crybaby Hypocrisy.
by Kory Brooks May 31, 2025
Get the CRYBABY HYPOCRISY mug.A sustained euphoric climax(female specifically,maybe dudez too) that happens every once in a millennium(no the porn you just saw she totally faked it), you know when it happens because your souls literally rip out of their shells and fuck above you, an outside looking in experience. It can be done if you train yourself with i.mense ineptitude, join a Hindu 🕉, have tea parties on a day to day basis and most importantly you have to engage in extremely long and intoxicating sex sessions. I'm not talking about your next door neighbor Mr. 2 pump chump, this is an act of sheer will. Seek the blessings of Zeus and Freya and you too can be blessed with either crymaxing or the ability to force woman to have a legitimate orgasm(not the fake crap that your neighbor just fil.ed with your wife). If you seek the clit, the client will guide you(not like your neighbor who left your wife wanting more). Yes crymax can be elevated to crymaxxx. Only performed by BDEs few choosen(kind like how your wife "accidentally" got pregnant) so now you know the true blessing of the crymax.
Warning: this is a stunt that comes highly recommended to achieve, every woman deserves to know what it's like to be powerfully stimulated. Word of ⚠️ after this is achieved it sets a standard most will not reach and leaving others unsatisfied just yearning to be able to feel that one hurricane that plows through your barn doors leaving you wanting more(BTW your wife finally got the message'fuck the 2 pu.p chump'.
Warning: this is a stunt that comes highly recommended to achieve, every woman deserves to know what it's like to be powerfully stimulated. Word of ⚠️ after this is achieved it sets a standard most will not reach and leaving others unsatisfied just yearning to be able to feel that one hurricane that plows through your barn doors leaving you wanting more(BTW your wife finally got the message'fuck the 2 pu.p chump'.
FORMAL DEFINITION TM:fuck dude i don't want to define crymaxxx, because it's a feeling words can't describe or you could say "an overwhelming sensation that is caused by a dopamine response to pjysical extra sensory touch combined with the will power to climax. Minimum amount of sex to satisfy the OMG dude fuck, just know you can't find it on a phone. Fuck dude really nostalgic bullshit. Gotta make em crymaxxx feeling 😗🫠😉😉😉😉
Well pa it looks like it's storm season, yep er' well Dorothy your in for a hell of a long and fucking amazing fucking experience that will leave aww inspired. Bring back earning to pa for me ma. Dorothy lived happily ever after, her vagina was no longer tormented by the state of "what if"? She realized that even a tin man, a scarecrow, and Mr. Lion are there not for themselves but for your ultimate pleasure .
Well pa it looks like it's storm season, yep er' well Dorothy your in for a hell of a long and fucking amazing fucking experience that will leave aww inspired. Bring back earning to pa for me ma. Dorothy lived happily ever after, her vagina was no longer tormented by the state of "what if"? She realized that even a tin man, a scarecrow, and Mr. Lion are there not for themselves but for your ultimate pleasure .
by AnalAddict(woos) September 5, 2025
Get the Crymaxxx mug.Internet slang and an initialism for "Close Your Gay Ass Up," a vulgar phrase used to tell someone to be quiet.
CYGAU Ninja !!!
by jkolanouw September 16, 2025
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