by TheRealOnesCount March 4, 2018
Get the crush crymug. Cry juice is the stuff that lets you cry. If you run out, then you can't cry anymore. It's like a specified amount and goes down when crying.
by Nadernad February 25, 2019
Get the cry juicemug. Making a pre-planned effort to cry at a specific time in order to unload tears and emotions in order to continue with life as if nothing has happened.
I’ve been holding the fort for my family for so long I had to go to the garage and have a 5 minute tactical cry in order to carry on helping them.
by D the H December 12, 2022
Get the Tactical crymug. When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire
When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire: Gertrude I can't be with you cuz when I don't wanna fuck your crusty ass you will be a crying hippo. Can be used as a gerund ( English 10 )
by Sexy vegan muff cabbage July 5, 2016
Get the crying hippomug. The act of giving your partner a facial and your semen lands in their eye leading to irritation and uncontrollable teary eyes mixed with the semen.
by JetTurbo November 29, 2021
Get the Cream Crymug. by RatLover123getez'd March 30, 2022
Get the riddle crymug. To weep; shed tears, with or without sound; while operating and guiding the movement of a vehicle or animal.
While stopped at the lights, I noticed him cry-driving while listening to "Somebody" by Depech Mode.
by cjahan July 12, 2012
Get the cry-drivingmug.