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Crunchy

Using the same theory as a wedgie. The crunchy is the next step in this ever evolving torture medium.

A hand full of gravel, 1/2 to 1 1/4 inch rocks, are inserted into the back of the victims underwear. Then the underwear is pulled up from the rear. The victim is taken off there feet if this is done properly and blood should pour from the ass.

This can also be combined with the atomic wedgie, the result would obviously be the atomic crunchy.
Guy 1 - Hey man. Whats up.

Guy 2 - We saw this super nerd at the park. Me and (insert meet head football guys name here) gave him a crunchy.

Guy 1 - Yea! That's what he gets for being at the park!

Guy 2 - Your right, hey lets go suck each others cocks.
by m_l_ca October 10, 2009
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Crunching

Saving money in the Credit Crunch. Fucking Buzzwords...
A: You coming out tonight?
S: No mate - im crunching.
A: Dickhead.
by GingerBastard1 February 5, 2009
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1) Having an accute sense of style, originating from within or around the ghetto (da hood)

2) Clothing that looks better than everyone else's shit

- Originated from the term "Cripsy" in Al Asad, Iraq

Syn. - Crisp, Ghetto Fabulous, Icy, Superfly
Rondon: Damn dude, you look crispity crunchity peanut buttery!

Isales: Thanks bro.

Scotty (in the background): Stop usin' my shit like you made it up. You know I made that shit up! I am about to bust a cap into your asshole if you keep usin' my shit like that! Word. To Your Mother.
by Scotty McScotterson November 16, 2009
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CRUNCHY CIDER - O'S

A breakfast cereal like Cheerios but made to be floated in cider, not milk.
"The breakfast cereal of champ'yons!"
"I was feeling a bit shaky in the morning, so I had some CRUNCHY CIDER - O'S with white lightening on."
by D&nya December 14, 2007
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crunchy face

an angry expression. a mad looking face
she has a crunchy face
by jherb October 3, 2008
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Crunchy Bagel

Man 1: "Dude she's hot"
Man 2: "Don't do it, she has a crunchy bagel"
by Butt_Sex_69 December 15, 2010
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Crunchy walk

When tits so cold that the grass freezes, and therefor seems crunchy when you walk on it.
Tom: bring your jacket.
Tammy: is it that cold?

Tom: yap, we have a crunchy walk ahead of us !
by thalongwalks February 22, 2011
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