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crumb-guzzler

a person who tips the empty bag of potato chips vertical so the remaining crumbs drain into their mouth, or "to crumb-guzzle".
John: "Look at that guy over there! He's drinking his chips!"
Jane: "He's being a crumb-guzzler."
by blast196 May 18, 2010
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Fingernail crumbs

The unpleasing morsels left in the bottom of a bag of popcorn, chips, pretzels that have likely come into contact with one's fingernail.
Throw that bag of popcorn away, the only thing left is fingernail crumbs.
I wouldn't eat any chips out of that bag, Chad was using his hand to dig for chips and he likely left fingernail crumbs.
by CaptainGordon August 20, 2013
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Crumb ball

“is that a crumb ball”
yesss
“omg yummy
by basicallyanna.x November 15, 2018
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Grundle crumbs

When crap and lint is entangled in butt hair.
As you wipe your butt, crap and lint is rolled into the butt hair with each wipe. Over time (especially with not showering regularly) with each wipe more and more Grundle crumbs appear.
by Hak44 August 23, 2009
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Butt crumbs

When you fart and a subtle and tiny amount of poop slips out.
I had so much gas , i probably had butt crumbs
by xwickedxxpediax August 30, 2021
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crumbed schnitzel

after having sex on the beach immeadiately pull you dick out and kick sand on her vagina. leaving it to resemble a crumbed schnitzel.
" i totally gave sarah a crumbed schnitzel at wonnerup beach last weekend"
by smuttman May 20, 2014
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Crumb Maiden

A person (Male or Female) who works to maintain power structures (Typically gendered power structures) which hurt them and/or their community in the hope that they can gather some small residual benefit
@AmyRemeikis Nov 30, 2021
At some point, we also have to have a reckoning of the crumb maidens, who uphold the power structures, actively bully or encourage their worst aspects, so they continue to benefit from the crumbs of those power structures. Until they don't.
by XTC9931 November 30, 2021
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