Interrupting Cows

1) The central element to a well-known 'knock knock' joke.

2) A surprisingly common sexual practise where the participants will continually interrupt each others moans/groans/constructive criticisms with loud mooing noises. Can be used to either 'spice up' a flagging love life or cause laughter in the bedroom (the good kind).

1) 'knock knock'

'Who's there?'

'Interrupting cows'

'Interrupting cows w*MOOO*ho?'

'Git'

2) 'You like that ba*MOOO*'by?

'Oh y*MOOO*eah*'

'You know this would be bet*MOOO*ter if you sto*MOOO*pped mooing!

by The Irritable Raccoon July 31, 2011

Chocolate Croissant

A prank where you place shit under the armpit of a sleeping girl and tickle her waist so she closes her arms and squeezes the shit into a croissant shape.

Randal gave stacy a chocolate croissant after she got too wasted

by TheCadet October 4, 2012

Crow's fart

Really early in the morning. When the crow sitting on the fence makes it's first stir, still to early to caw or to wake up fully, and lets out a morning fart.

Am getting up at crow's fart tomorrow to catch the morning train to Prague.

by Frantic June 28, 2007

Cowsexual

A gender where you will have sex with legit anything, whether its an inanimate object or a living or dead thing.

Man#1: Bro, I've decided I'm cowsexual

Man#2: what does that mean?
Man#1: Its means I can fuck a tree and a girl, or a dead animal, or anything in the world I want

Man#2: Sounds awesome

by Mike_Hawk1230 May 13, 2019

cowsay

Cowsay is a linux/unix commandline program that prints ascii cow. You can define what the cow says and what kind of "cow" there is speaking. Cowsay has no real purpose, it's often used to mess around in chat programs like irc.

user@computer:~$ cowsay -f default Im a cow.

Prints the default cow saying Im a cow.

by Lauri Kohtala May 29, 2007

crocs

"Giant feet condoms with holes in them." ~Jenna Marbles

Crocs are just giant feet condoms with holes in them: they prevent you from getting laid, they don't totally protect you, and they look rather silly.

by ScarlettaFermatta December 28, 2014

crewsual

combination of the words "crew" and "usual", i.e. your normal circle of friends, the people you hang out with on a usual basis.

A: "Yo, who's coming out tonight?"

B: "Me, Jin, Yurij, you know...the crewsual."

by Jay Claytor November 3, 2007