Crotched

Crotched (verb) when your drink spills directly onto your crotch.

Guy: I need another drink.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!

Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.

by raisindisliker June 17, 2018

Crochey

Lit, Awesome, Great. Pronounced like "Crochet" in a French way to sound more sophisticated.

This is a really fine wine. The taste is absolutely crochey.

by Carridin May 11, 2018

couchers

1 word for couch potatoes!

With the onslaught of on-demand videos serials and entertainment in general I guess we are getting addicted and totally undisciplined due to this!!! too much entertainment sucks! will have more COUCHERS in the days to come!

by agilewiz September 19, 2018

Crotchety cunt

Someone who has just bummed their cousin and Is going on the run because of it even though the girl FUCKING liked it and it was her FUCKING idea

Randal:Oi m8 ave u seen garry I do want 2 giv him some cheeky bum sex.
Clarence:Nah m8 he's a crotchety cunt now

by Ur nonce of a cousin October 13, 2018

couched cunt

A person who is a lazy cunt. This word is usually said by people of German origin.
Only true memes will say this, the type of person who can make anything into a hilarious or dark humored joke.

Cactus: you fucking faggout
Alana: stfu
Cactus: *shaking my head* *in loud voice*
You couched cunt.

by DeutschlandUnion October 24, 2018

Croocher

A coochie hunter, a horny male that's in the prowl for coochie

Bro, you see that dude over there talking to that girl?
Yeah I heard he was a croocher

Ew he's going for an e-thot

by Follow my insta @zendnx November 14, 2018

Crocheting Cock

when a dude alternates from ya ass to ya mouth consistently

Top: "hey best friend ever what freaky shit u wanna do with me???"
Bottom: "dude wanna crochet that cock from my ass to my mouth big man?"
dude in the corner: "aw hell yeah theyre doing the Crocheting Cock!"

by WeedCumer69 April 19, 2019