Croakie

A large frog who either accidentally or purposefully eats it's own eggs

These frogs span from regions south of the U.S. border, they are regularly mistaken for the Chupacabra.

that damn croakie ate up those baby croakies and there was only one left so we named him jism.

by egwscheid October 16, 2010

chogasm

An orgasm or feeling of intense sexyness due to a chode. Penetration is not necessary as simply thinking about or making limited contact with the chode can lead to spooging.

Dude, the thought of Joe and his enormously fat chode gave me a total chogasm.

by Abread November 5, 2008

croasted

Roasted to a crisp. When you roast someone so good they get croasted.

JC: "Your mamma so ugly she cant even look in the mirror without breaking it"
Crowd: "OHHHHHHHHH CROASTED!!!" -Dabs-

by C.loud9 June 2, 2017

Croatan High

What you say when you bought some weed from croatan high school and just smoked it all.

Officer: Are you okay?
Person: What? Nah man I'm fucked! I'm CROATAN HIGH!

by articuno032 May 19, 2018

Croatian Ice Machine

The act of jamming an indeterminate amount of ice cubes in ones anus and then disgorging them.

Last night she gave me a Croatian ice machine and now I will never look at a frappachino the same way again.

by Icy2cool June 27, 2018

CROATS DISEASE

Name given to the feeling after England were knocked out of the world cup by Croatia

Oh mate, got fucking CROATS DISEASE after England's loss last night to Croatia...

by bjeng July 12, 2018

Croated

You are Cracked and Goated on any video game

I'm Croated on the sticks

by Bot Jonesy July 23, 2019