broaching

Encroaching on a bro, or sneaking up on one of your friends for the purpose of scaring or messing with them.

Quit broaching on me man!

Watch me broach up on Raul and smack the back of his head.

by VirginiaTechVR4 February 4, 2010

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cracking

To hit on someone or want someone for sex.

Jim was was really flirty tonight, I think he was cracking on to me.

by Vile Sandra July 27, 2007

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When a woman digs a hole in the middle of the living room floor and gets her boyfriend/hubby to come and gizz in the hole. Then the woman crouches over it and sticks her nose into the mess. While the woman is occupied doing this, her partner runs outside, gets a tree branch, brings it in, and starts giving the girl anal. While doing this, the girl must be making fox noises.

" Tammy, why is there a hole in the middle of your living room?"
" Oh, me and Jim tried out the crouching fox."

by Spermicide February 10, 2008

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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

A game where you masturbate as close to your parents (or other loved ones) as possible without them being aware of your explicit activity. If they catch you, you lose. For an extra challenge, watch porn on full volume while playing.

Person #1: Dude, last night I played Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon while my parents were watching TV. I came three times!
Person #2: Sick, bro!

by Spendexx March 4, 2015

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