Creamy-Deuce

The sum product of taking a massive shit followed by a subsequent jerk-off session without flushing in between.

"I was halfway to a creamy-deuce the other day when I got a cramp in my balls"

by MISTAH MOH JOH RAHSIN April 15, 2010

Creative reason

What you say when you kick someone off or out of something, because you’re afraid you actually have to get out of bed and do your job.

Krista Vernoff and Shonda Rhimes: we are letting go of Arizona and April for creative reasons

by 911yeshello May 21, 2018

Creasy

A greasy slut, used to replace someones first name e.g. creasy massam, or creasy tucker, or creasy stubous

Shut up creasy stubous

by darkpark123 August 17, 2011

creamy surprise

When you cut out the bottom of a popcorn bag at the movies and put your dick in it, so when the girl reaches in it they feel your dick.

I finished the popcorn and Jane gave me a creamy surprise!

by KeemisDad January 11, 2017

the creator

Al Gore. The creator of all that is inter---.

Al Gore created the internet, as well as the interweb.

by grap3 December 7, 2004

Creamy Tights

Getting turned on by having quickie sex with a girl with tights and a skirt on. After ejaculating inside her pull the tights back up then when she is stood up, watch as the spunk trickles outta her cunt down her leg through her tights

I met this student girl in a nightclub, she was wearing purple tights and we fucked in an alley. I left her with Creamy Tights

by Mr Aviva March 18, 2009

Creativity

Using available resources to invent a fresh perspective on an already established idea.

John's creativity introduced me to art.

by Decked May 30, 2015