Facebook Cotching

When a friend is unresponsive to facebook chats or messages even though they're are online and available.

Who you chatting to?
insert name,
What s/he saying?
Nothing, unresponsive idle chit chat

s/he just facebook cotching man.

by fx501 August 1, 2010

anal cracking

Anal cracking is When you use too many dildos causing your asshole to grow a bone and every every step you take, your anal bone cracks. Therefore , don't use too many dildos. Anal beads don't count. The cure: Stop being a slut. Talk to your doctor to get a butt replacement.

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by The analinator (Bree) November 24, 2013

eggs are cracking

You say this to your friends when someone else's swim trunks are falling down; when you can see the beginning of their butt crack.

1. Connie, his eggs are cracking! <insert laughs>
2. Ooo, man, you might wanna pull up your pants, your eggs are cracking!

by joijoihere August 15, 2017

catching the biscuit

when you are lying on your back pleasuring yourself, you try to catch the load in your mouth

catching the biscuit was easy last night because I was all backed up.

by Labsupervisor November 4, 2009

clutching

Grasping your ballsack while inserting thumb into anus simultaneously.

Fuck yes, we won! Clutching myself so hard right now.

by Daneiii January 31, 2016

catching a grenade

In Bruno Mars's song "grenade" he is symbolizing that he is going to "catch a grenade" for you, bro. This mean a bro must land in a grenade for another bro.

You're going out to a party with a wingman and there is a group of two chicks. One girl is hot as fuck and the other looks ugly as shit you're bro must do anything to occupy the ugly girl (catching a grenade) so you can get into elbow deep in poone.

by Triggaman August 1, 2014

Catching Fire

Putting your hand behind your ass and catching your own fart in order to sniff it for yourself or put it someone else's face.

this dumb ass keeps on catching fire and putting it in my face.

by freshkc January 9, 2016