crapet

An anagram created from the word carpet refering mostly to tufted broadloom that is installed wall-to-wall. Contrived by the installation trade to describe the many inherent and various problems (eg shading, crush, wrinkling, delamination, etc.) associated with the final product due to mass production at the mill level of what basically turns out to be very expensive crap.

One installer to another; "It seems every roll of crapet I take out lately has some kind of issue."

by wayne bryce May 29, 2008

carpet burns

brush burns a male or female receives on their knees, back, or face, from being fucked or fucking on a carpet floor.

did, you see Bills wife's carpet burns on her knees, and face? Yes she must have been ridden hard by her bull last night. But Bill was out of town? Exactly!

by oralb69 August 21, 2008

carpet gypsy

an undercover lesbian. one that portrays to be a lesbian in order to score men. could also be a real lesbian but has moments where men seem more appealing (usually high/drunk).

damnnnn, look at that girl score all those chicks. such a carpet gypsy.

by dordan jewert April 23, 2009

Carpe Cerevisi

Derived from Carpe Diem which means seize the day. Carpe Cerevisi means Seize the Beer.

To My Fellow Friends "Carpe Cerevisi"
Why Don't You Carpe Cerevisi.

by NobhillMafia November 24, 2009

Carperpetuation

(kar' pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

James couldn't vacuum up the string. Carperpetuation was the only option.

by Ford escapes are nice March 26, 2010

Carpe Dizm

When you realise you have a great opportunity to do something and go for it.

Like Carpe Diem but more G.

To sieze that ma' fucker.

It's your passport to getting drunk nomsayin'

J-Roc:
Let me explain summit to yuh nomsayin', me n T had to get things set up wid da babies on da way wid da family ya na mean, we had to start workin. That's when I realised at the Airport, they have some unique job opportunities dawg.

Tyrone aka 'T':
That's right, we had to seize the mother fucker.

J-Roc:
Carpe Dizm, you nom sayin'? That's why we started ganking luggage.

by aesoprock January 15, 2013

ass carpet

A thick growth of hair on a man's (or, I suppose, a woman's) ass. Extremely unattractive.

'Whenever he gets drunk he thinks it's funny to pull his pants down and show us his butt, but the joke's on him. Now everybody totally knows he has a CRAZY ass carpet.'

by Something_Vague July 15, 2007