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Continuum

Continuum-noun-

A range or series of Pseudo-sciences and practices so dangerously ignorant that if taken for real science, lives will be lost.

Colloquialism referencing the AIDS denial magazine Continuum.

Continuum was created in December 1992 by Jody Wells (March 12, 1947 – August 26, 1995) in London, United Kingdom. It ceased publication in 2001, after all the editors died from AIDS-

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My reiki grand master gave me malaria to treat my hepatitis. I'm very sick so I know it's working!
My brother thinks I should go to the hospital. He says it's more continuum, alternative medicine.

I stopped talking to him because his negativity was making it hard for me to practice positive visualization.
by NoTimeforInfinity January 12, 2014
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First Continental Congress

The act of multiple people ejaculating on someone's back, then all signing it with a sharpie.
George Washington: Hey lets invite Betsy Ross over for a First Continental Congress.

Benjamin Franklin: Splendid.
by Nav23 April 17, 2011
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coning

The act of flicking paper cones into ceiling tiles.

See www.coneclub.com
See also walrus, cone
Shall we go coning?
We went to the office for coning the biology lab roof 9 times.
by I got no pants April 21, 2003
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Continental

The act of penetrating one's parter from behind, while reaching around and fellating his or her genitalia (also known as a reacharound) with one hand, and simultaneously having one's thumb or fingers on the other hand sucked on. The partner in the front (being penetrated) reaches behind their head for the penetrator to suck on their fingers or thumb.

The sensation of having one's fingers sucked on can simulate the feeling of a blowjob, and can be quite arousing.

The participant in the rear is said to be giving a Continental.

The participant in the front is said to be receiving a Continental.

The act can be performed heterosexually or homosexually, and draws its name from the idea that the participants are reaching back and forth around each other, as if reaching all around the globe.
"Last night I thought I was going to give a reacharound to my partner until she started sucking on my fingers right at the climax! I sucked on her fingers right back, and it was the best Continental I ever had."

"Last night I had the worst Continental ever. My partner bit off my thumb and I was rushed to the ER."
by Mr.Gency's Exit April 4, 2008
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coninue

when you want to continue but you can't
i will not coninue! - ten
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Coozin

The bestest and most cutest way to say cousin.
My aunt had three kids so now I have three little baby coozins and they are oh so cute!!!
by Face&Butt May 18, 2009
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continuum

A real fucking stupid game that has horrible graphics and repetitive gameplay, and has somehow been able to stay alive for over a decade.

No one that plays continuum would dare admit it to anyone else in real life, but while playing the game, they rant on about how they own everyone else in the zone.
Do a barrel roll! Oh shit, I can't! Continuum sucks!
by qyll October 23, 2006
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