Dike Connector 

An a RJ45 socket which allows you to plug in two male ends together back to back to make one whole wire.

This wire run is too short, get the dike connector so we can make this work with out re-running a whole new wire.

Dike Connector by Jason Anderson April 21, 2004

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what happens when urban dictionary times out

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guy: darn, urban dictionary timed out, now I'll never know what parswadim means

error 503 connection timed out by icanttype May 4, 2018

Confection Oven 

An oven that uses a lightbulb to try and bake sweet treats.

Why the hell am I waiting 20 minutes for this confection oven to cook a 1 centimeter thick brownie?!

Confection Oven by bigmablelarlar February 23, 2009

convection oven 

Similar to the dutch oven, where you fart under the sheets. But, instead of trapping your partner under the sheet, lift your leg to bring air under the blankets. Create a small opening of the sheets near your partners face, lower your leg to blow the warm flatulant air into their face.

I gave her a new convection oven last night, blowing the worst gas into her face.

convection oven by cluf February 23, 2010

Connecticut

Connecticut is widely recognized for its wealth. Home to Fairfield County, one of the richest counties in the US, including Westport, Greenwich, Ridgefield, Darien, New Canaan and others. When leaving this sheltered little state and asked where your from people tend to automatically assume your rich. You can usually find a wide range of SUVs, luxury vehicles, big houses and ridiculously expensive boutiques when visiting Connecticut.

"Your from Connecticut aren't you?"

"How can you tell?"

"Oh, I don't know. Maybe because you drive a BMW, and wear nothing but polo shirts"

...
"How do you spell the state you live in again?"

"C-o-n-n-e-c-t-i-c-u-t"

"Damn, it's just easier to call it the rich state"

Connecticut by ctgirl November 11, 2004

Connertucky 

A hick redneck town that is mostly inhabited by crackwhores and guttertrash. Famous for their trashy broken down bowling alley and kiddy porn ring.

Yeah I used to live in Connertucky, till I came to my senses and moved back to the much classier R-town.

Connertucky by LaDeena July 4, 2009

oxford, connecticut 

Nothing touches this town. It is a safe haven to the "big bad world", that apparently children need to be hidden from. The oldest people in the town are hicks. The other people, tend to be wealthy hicks whose kids are spawns of selfishness and Chanel. Its crazy out here, parties suck, people suck, shitty drugs, etc. Home of the Wolverines. woot, woot.

I live in Oxford, Connecticut! I have no idea what the world is like!

oxford, connecticut by yoooo1 January 5, 2011