choteus

A penis in wich it is wider than its lenght.

Dude that fat guy changing over there has a choteus!!

by vanstnt May 15, 2005

Chote

Derived from the word "Chode", it is a thinner form of a Chode.

"See that kid? He's got the smallest Chote!"

by SuppaKaffa April 19, 2010

c-note

$100 Bill in the USA

"Drink so much I cry liquor, wipe my tears with C-Notes, smoke so much weed, I fart weed smoke"
-Papoose - Ridin Shotgun

by Shae Peterson November 19, 2005

Youtube Pissing Contest

Not to be confused with Youtube War

A malicious Youtube Party that occurs when more than one Youtube Nuisance congregates and begins watching Youtube videos, usually amongst friends or groups of people. The Youtube Nuisances will suggest/search videos they believe are amusing in an increasingly aggressive fashion, often interrupting each others' videos to do so. This alternating of videos back and forth will often produce a massive Youtube Vortex of which the audience is involved, usually against their wills, and ends with all parties no longer interested in Youtube videos and leaving the original Youtube Nuisances aggravated and abhorrent.

Bob and Ned had a Youtube Pissing Contest last night. Ned started off watching Rock Sugar videos but Bob kept switching over to butt crack fetish videos. By midnight we all wanted to kill each other but went out for drinks instead.

by Tnadz October 21, 2010

Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.

Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!

by lukebellend December 11, 2011

C-Note

A legendary CS player that went by the name of C-Note. He's a real bitch nigga

*C-Note spots his bazooka on the ground*

"OHH, NIGGA MY BAZOOKA! Nigga thats my bazooka right there... Hey cover me I'ma get my bazooka."

*C-Note is then shot in the head from an opposing teams member*

by TheRealC-Note February 20, 2010

c-note

1) A 100-dollar bill

2) An amount of money equal to $100

1) I went to the bank and exchanged a c-note for five 20's.

2) This TV cost me five c-notes. If you break it, I'll break you.

by Jack July 9, 2004