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clusterfunctional 

adjective, to have too many things to do, too little time in which to get them done and yet still make progress. Coined by Maureen Ryan, Chicago Tribune, 2009
In spite of the ridiculous demands on my time, I still manage to be clusterfunctional.
clusterfunctional by Paladin7777 December 3, 2009

clusterflunk

Failing multiple tests or courses back to back.
"Hey, how'd you do on your midterms?"
"Terrible, it was a total clusterflunk."
clusterflunk by mAcular Chaotic November 3, 2007

clusterfucking 

1 the act of unorganization of some sort
2 (clusterfuck)an unorganized group of people or things
1 they are just clusterfucking around up there.

2 its just a big clusterfuck on my desk

Clusterfuckola

Multiples of multiple screw ups with no practical cure, compounding into even bigger screw ups, which will evolve into seriuos consequences for all.
Clusterfuckola USA with its huge economic problems, massive debts that cannot be paid, massive unemployement, undeclared wars costing fortunes & lives with no goal for victory, taxpayer bailouts of private companies, tax laws that destroy progress, high inflation, corrupt politicians, corrupt finance industry along with an aging population depending on entitlements, whose life savings have been cleaned out by the cluterfuckola mentioned.
Clusterfuckola by DOOMUS April 10, 2009

Clusterfuckectomy 

The actual removal of a clusterfucker once a "cluster fuck inquisition" has been completed.
We have determined who the clusterfucker is and completed the clusterfuckectomy as requested.

Richard Nixon would have endured the rath of the clusterfuckectomy.

clusterfuckarchy 

Occurs when a group of twits in power sit down to resolve something incredibly simple and start asking questions such as, "wouldn't it be great if...!" or "what about if we just added...?". The end result is that the simple goal becomes unbearably cumbersome, inefficient, redundant, or just plain stupid as the knuckle-dragging mouth-breathers who came up with the plan in the first place.
Jane: did you hear about the board's decision about installing a coffee machine in the break room?
Martha: Yeah. That clusterfuckarchy couldn't decide on anything. Decaf or not? Organic or regular milk? Lattes or cappuccinos? And all we wanted was a cup of Joe. It's a wonder this company runs at all with dumbfucks like them at the wheel.

Jane: Word.