"Honey, I'm close. I can't hold off any longer. I'm going to make it."
"No, I'm not close. I need some more foreplay to get in the groove."
"No, I'm not close. I need some more foreplay to get in the groove."
by WackyWild May 8, 2010
Get the close mug.When the pool is closed due to aids!
If the pool is closed then you will notice a black man with a black afro holding a sign which says "Pools Closed Due To Aids"
If the pool is closed then you will notice a black man with a black afro holding a sign which says "Pools Closed Due To Aids"
the pool has been closed due to aids the pool has been closed do to aids the pool has been closed due to aids
Anonymous: OMFG WTF IS THIS SHIT!
Anonymous: can't you read? the pool is closed due to aids.
Anonymous: wtf? /facepalm.
Candlejack: <---oh shi-
close the pool
YOU SWIM HERE YOU GET AIDS!!!!
Anonymous: OMFG WTF IS THIS SHIT!
Anonymous: can't you read? the pool is closed due to aids.
Anonymous: wtf? /facepalm.
Candlejack: <---oh shi-
close the pool
YOU SWIM HERE YOU GET AIDS!!!!
by trigun``` November 26, 2007
Get the close the pool mug.Related Words
1. Close, but not quite.(The most commonly used one)
2. Fall just short of a successful outcome and get nothing for your efforts.
Origin: The phrase, and its variant 'nice try, but no cigar', are of US origin and date from the mid-20th century. Fairground stalls gave out cigars as prizes, and this is the most likely source, although there's no definitive evidence to prove that.
2. Fall just short of a successful outcome and get nothing for your efforts.
Origin: The phrase, and its variant 'nice try, but no cigar', are of US origin and date from the mid-20th century. Fairground stalls gave out cigars as prizes, and this is the most likely source, although there's no definitive evidence to prove that.
Good guy: I've finally solved your riddle! It's 52!
Bad guy: Close but no cigarre! It's 68!
Good guy: You bastard!
Bad guy: Close but no cigarre! It's 68!
Good guy: You bastard!
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Hector kept getting on my nerves so I wacked him on the back of his chrome dome with my hard ass clogs.
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