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close

near to having an orgasm.

on the brink of ejaculating.
"Honey, I'm close. I can't hold off any longer. I'm going to make it."

"No, I'm not close. I need some more foreplay to get in the groove."
by WackyWild May 8, 2010
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close the pool

When the pool is closed due to aids!

If the pool is closed then you will notice a black man with a black afro holding a sign which says "Pools Closed Due To Aids"
the pool has been closed due to aids the pool has been closed do to aids the pool has been closed due to aids

Anonymous: OMFG WTF IS THIS SHIT!
Anonymous: can't you read? the pool is closed due to aids.
Anonymous: wtf? /facepalm.
Candlejack: <---oh shi-

close the pool
YOU SWIM HERE YOU GET AIDS!!!!
by trigun``` November 26, 2007
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close but no cigarre

1. Close, but not quite.(The most commonly used one)
2. Fall just short of a successful outcome and get nothing for your efforts.

Origin: The phrase, and its variant 'nice try, but no cigar', are of US origin and date from the mid-20th century. Fairground stalls gave out cigars as prizes, and this is the most likely source, although there's no definitive evidence to prove that.
Good guy: I've finally solved your riddle! It's 52!

Bad guy: Close but no cigarre! It's 68!

Good guy: You bastard!
by din0-n00beffect May 27, 2010
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clobs

A popular expression used in some parts of the UK to refer to a womans breasts.
"She showed me her clobs last night"

"Get yer clobs out fer tha lads"

"Denise has a cracking pair of clobs for a woman her age"
by Big Clobs Lover October 28, 2008
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clog

A hard wooden shoe that a woman can use to keep her man in check if he gets out of line. It is particularly effective on a bald-headed man. Preferably use the heel end of the shoe.
Hector kept getting on my nerves so I wacked him on the back of his chrome dome with my hard ass clogs.
by Valinda November 2, 2006
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clags

cunts + slags = clags
Look at those girls over there, they're all a bunch of fucking clags!
by Aron :D November 26, 2007
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The Clogger

Where a man inserts his penis inside a female's anus and his testicles into her vagina and continues to thrust in a rhythmic motion similar to that of a train.
Mate, I did The Clogger so hard , I came off the rails!
by Ronald Biggs May 11, 2011
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