Greasy chode

A short, fat penis that is greasy to the touch.

Wow Will Pradel was such a greasy chode!!!!

by Steven Hawking's Grandmotha February 17, 2014

tiny chode

A Tiny Chode is a Penis that is wider than it is long . Basically a micropenis that cant penetrate a vagina or butt hole.

Justin, I cant feel you inside me. You have a tiny chode and I am unsatisfied.

by LarksAbout March 1, 2017

flacid chode

A term to describe someone who has a penis which wider than it is longer but it also floppy.

Marcus has a flacid chode everytime he sees a naked woman.

by BernieG95 January 21, 2018

Lumberjack Chode

It is commonly known around the world that every single Lumberjack who has ever lived had or has a Chode.

This is because the Cum Witch has cursed them because Lumberjack’s destroy wood. And that’s gay, bro.

Lumberjack 1: Hey, Lumberjack 2, does my Lumberjack Chode look lumpy to you?

Lumberjack 2: No Lumberjack 1, I do not in fact believe your penis to be lumpy as I am a heterosexual male with no interest to be viewing yo-

(Lumberjack 1 analy penetrates Lumberjack 2 to the point Lumberjack 2 dies)

by Grant Hansen July 3, 2018

LND Cayden

A midget 50 pounds looking ass who thinks about macaroni and steak in bed wars... part of LND great looking midget treat him with respect

LND Cayden:hmm I want steak...wait no I want tuna... >:3

LND

Cayden: *falls into the void*

by Cayden LND July 22, 2019

robo chode

A robot with a big fucking dick

You have a nice robo chode just like my dad uses too fuck me with

by Robo_chode69 November 14, 2019

Sucks Chode

Very bad, disagreeable, disgusting, or trashy

Fortnite as a game sucks chode

by Some rando out there January 23, 2022