chumpsmuggler

A human or black man who smuggles chumps into countries.

Chumpsmuggler: Illegal Mexican immigrants are good for both sides of the USA and Canada, why're you being a hat?

Norman: Your such a fuckin chumpsmuggler, mexicans dont do anything but create greenhouse gas...FUCKin HEATHENS!!

by Michael Donald November 14, 2007

ChumpMaster

ChumpMaster = the daddy of all chumps!

Not only full of themselves, think they are better then others (even tho they aint), stupid, thick, silly, dumb but more so hence CHUMPMASTER!

Seemo - That boss of mine is so up herself but has no clue of what she is doing!

Sumo - Well I think my dear you have just encountered your first CHUMPMASTER

by Seemo Sumo February 22, 2008

Chumpers

Stoner/ high retard

This kid is such a chumpers all he does is smoke weed and eat all my food

by Pizza3698 November 28, 2014

Chumper

Someone who tries to be trendy but doesn't get it quite right

Stylish jacket with the wrong shoes or poor fitting jeans or a cheap looking shirt or unkempt facial hair. He looks a bit of a chumper

by Little moose June 11, 2015

Chump

A man who despite his best efforts, solicits the compassion of all those who view his desperate attempts to outdo others (primarily his older brother). He oft believes he is a superhero, elite athlete, or ninja zombie warrior, only to be brought down to earth by the reality of his true nature. Generally a really good guy, but lives with his head in the clouds, and some would say, an alternate reality. Usually you can hear people refer to him as..."Poor Guy".

It's too bad Berry is such a Chump, did you hear he thinks he can outplay, outwit, or outsmart Robert? I don't want to be there when he finds out it is not possible, poor guy.

by ALSpud June 17, 2018

Number two-pump-chump

A two-pump-chump who looses his load almost immediately when he fucks a girl's tight asshole.

See Also: Two-pump-chump

You're a number two pump chump John. I know this 'cause you reek of asshole and disappointment.

I let him do me in the ass for the first time and it turns out the fucker is a number two-pump-chump!

by Julie is Queen March 14, 2008

chump

1.) An individual who appears unattractive to the opposite sex and contains no social skills to mitigate the handicap. Contrarily the "Chump" reveres them self as a superior in all situations without any basis for this status.

2.) Predominantly male social outcast

Joe: "How was the bar last night? any luck with the ladies?"

Bob: "Everybody wanted me, but I decided to come home and get the worlds highest score on Call of Duty instead."

Joe: "Dude, your a Chump."

by fuzzy platypus November 18, 2009