Definitions by ALSpud
Chump
A man who despite his best efforts, solicits the compassion of all those who view his desperate attempts to outdo others (primarily his older brother). He oft believes he is a superhero, elite athlete, or ninja zombie warrior, only to be brought down to earth by the reality of his true nature. Generally a really good guy, but lives with his head in the clouds, and some would say, an alternate reality. Usually you can hear people refer to him as..."Poor Guy".