the most dad like creature you will ever find. if you are trying to locate one just watch out for the guy with the dad sunglasses and an awful snapback tan line. if you call out “dad?” he will come out of hiding.
by christophermarkertbully:) June 7, 2020
Get the the christopher markertmug. He is the biggest man-woman you will ever meet. Not sure if he is gay but is definitely a woman. Quite annoying tbh and addicted to instagram
by DasAryaSuraj May 7, 2020
Get the Johan Christophermug. The greatest pitcher in the universe who will destroy anyone he sees with simply one throw of the ball
by Ah man October 23, 2019
Get the Christopher Robinmug. by daddy loserssss August 12, 2018
Get the Christopher Knightmug. So, here's what you do.
Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.
Step 2: Get some chick to participate
Step 3: Blindfold said Chick
Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.
Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD
Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.
Step 2: Get some chick to participate
Step 3: Blindfold said Chick
Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.
Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD
Bro, last night I got some bros and we had a chick do The Christopher Colombus... It... was.... RAWSOME!!!!!!
by hahalolcatz2010 September 17, 2011
Get the The Christopher Colombusmug. An unattractive indian male that has been surviving with a difficult disease known as dehli belly. He obtained this disese by eating street meat in Indian(poor ghetto). He has also known as a person that usually cheats and gets in gang fights over chicken and french fries.
by Sqauwww January 26, 2016
Get the christopher sundarummug. by Christopher flowers November 16, 2018
Get the Christopher Flowersmug.