Christopher Wallets

A person who walks around with a wallet that is notoriously big.

watch out for christopher wallets! he thinks he is better than everyone else. It's like he discovered oversized money.

by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021

The Christopher Colombus

So, here's what you do.

Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.

Step 2: Get some chick to participate

Step 3: Blindfold said Chick

Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.

Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD

Bro, last night I got some bros and we had a chick do The Christopher Colombus... It... was.... RAWSOME!!!!!!

by hahalolcatz2010 September 17, 2011

Christopher Flowers

A rich kid that inherited a pool and a mansion in Texas.

Christopher Flowers sure is lucky!

by Christopher flowers November 16, 2018

Christopher Leon

The local legend Chris Leon is know by many names. His Neanderthal friends call him Jesus because of his height and burly beard. He keeps a close group of friends but will them them to simp over women older than him. He falls in love to fast but is a very good person at heart. He will kick your ass in team based objective games but struggles in RPGs. He is very knowledgeable in meme culture.

"Oh! That's Christopher Leon, he's that cool redditor."-Said No-one ever.

by TheWarrior76 April 8, 2022

Christopher Hoskins

The best husband in the world! Also an amazing father!

He did a great job Christopher Hoskinsing today!

by Mrs.H December 16, 2021

the christopher markert

the most dad like creature you will ever find. if you are trying to locate one just watch out for the guy with the dad sunglasses and an awful snapback tan line. if you call out “dad?” he will come out of hiding.

Wow! Look at that guy walking into the ocean, omg is that the christopher markert!?

by christophermarkertbully:) June 7, 2020

Johan Christopher

He is the biggest man-woman you will ever meet. Not sure if he is gay but is definitely a woman. Quite annoying tbh and addicted to instagram

Hey imagine being Johan Christopher! Could never be me!

by DasAryaSuraj May 7, 2020