gut choke

A word (n.) defining the moment when one is too overtaken by emotion to continue as planned. Usually involving the attempted expression of love or sadness. Always involving tearing up and a choking feeling.
The guy was hit by a gut choke as he tried to sing a song he had written to his girlfriend, as she was readying to leave for a trip. Fortunately, he had written the lyrics down on an envelope, she read them, and the day was saved.
by ElCommissioner October 01, 2017
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choking yoga

A turn of phrase that would imply you're choking during yoga but may, in fact, actually mean something else. Even if it wasn't something else, one could describe the event as choking yoga.
Anyway, so I choked earlier. I was in the middle of doing YOGA. . . when. . . all of a sudden. . . I'm swallowing into, like, that - you know that - that extra pipe back there? And all of a sudden just choking. I had to pause the video. . . go get water. Like it was just...

"Choking yoga". That's a thing now.
by Sajakain December 13, 2022
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Choke the Ghost

The act of jerking off using a napkin. To choke the ghost.
"I choked the ghost for a solid two hours yesterday."
or
"Would you like to choke the ghost for me?"
by Kitnix March 26, 2015
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choke roll

When something is so dry or overdone that you can barely get it down without almost choking.
"Dude! Moms chicken is so dry! A total choke roll".
by Pootsiebear February 06, 2015
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Double-choke

When you hit your joint and then deep throat your partner causing you to double-choke.
The hubby and I got into a fight during "shark week" I agreed to make up sex but I didn't know he meant right then. So as I hit my joint, he made me double-choke!
by SithKitten by Darthvaporess March 30, 2021
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choke piss

Something my Dad does in the bathroom when he goes pee.
Dad: piss *stop* piss *stop* pissss *stop*
Me: wtf.. Why does he always do a choke piss?
by chinchilla_chalupa October 01, 2013
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Choke and stroke

The act of auto-erotic asphyxiation, or breath control play is the intentional restriction of oxygen to the brain while masturbating.
Mark: Did you hear David Carradine died?

John: How did he die?
Mark: the old choke and stroke
by Mariuspeders1 December 21, 2017
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