by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018
Get the Chocolate fountainmug. A fine mist of aerosoliezed fecal matter "accidentally" released when the intent is to merely fart in your significant others face.
1. Oh oh oh oh!!! Sweet Jessie I tasted that chocolate mist, mmm hmm.
2. If that chocolate mist was more powerful it would have been a hot carl.
3. What could I do? She countered my argument with a chocolate mist.
4. She threw up on me because she was laughing so hard about chocolate misting in my face.
5. The only way to get the chocolate mist out of my mouth was to gargle with mouth wash for 20 mins after!
2. If that chocolate mist was more powerful it would have been a hot carl.
3. What could I do? She countered my argument with a chocolate mist.
4. She threw up on me because she was laughing so hard about chocolate misting in my face.
5. The only way to get the chocolate mist out of my mouth was to gargle with mouth wash for 20 mins after!
by Chocolate mistee September 25, 2010
Get the Chocolate Mistmug. When I think of Reggie Bush, the first word that comes to mind is damn that's some fine Chocolate Thunder!
by shy ni May 16, 2009
Get the Chocolate Thundermug. Girl: /sleep
Boy: *POOOOOP*
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK did you just shit on my chest!?
Boy: Chocolate sunrise bitch!
Boy: *POOOOOP*
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK did you just shit on my chest!?
Boy: Chocolate sunrise bitch!
by Ben Doverrrr December 17, 2008
Get the Chocolate Sunrisemug. The act of French kissing ("frenching", "tonguing", "pipe cleaning", "artery scraping") a rectum by penetration of the anus.
Thr croissant, as opposed to a French baguette or any other carbohydrate, is used as an homage to the traditional lubricant: butter.
This is not to be confused with the "Danish breakfast," eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack.
Thr croissant, as opposed to a French baguette or any other carbohydrate, is used as an homage to the traditional lubricant: butter.
This is not to be confused with the "Danish breakfast," eating breakfast foods out of an asscrack.
That chocolate croissant last night was so indulgent that I was dripping butter and chocolate into the next day.
by Anal Patisserie December 26, 2020
Get the chocolate croissantmug. The chocolate a wife 'hides' in plain view so her husband doesn't think to search further and discover the true stash.
I smelled chocolate in the house and immediately found a Hersey bar, I later discovered she had hidden Carmel filled chocolate deeper in the pantry. Her use of tactical chocolate ensured I did not find her stash.
by jklink77 October 9, 2013
Get the Tactical Chocolatemug. When you use a dick to fuck someone in there bum bum when they have to poo, and when they are about to cum pee out your poo noodle in their mouth.
Further more you can upgrade to the "Chocolate Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce" in which the penis owner dips into a menstruating giney before feeding the aforementioned poo noodle to its victim.
Further more you can upgrade to the "Chocolate Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce" in which the penis owner dips into a menstruating giney before feeding the aforementioned poo noodle to its victim.
I saw Shanna clenching uncomfortably during our only refried beans dinner and knew it was time to give her the ole Chocolate Spaghetti... Maybe if I'm lucky we can get blessed with a Chocolate Spaghetti with Tomato Sauce... Such a treat!
by Hawk.Marquardt September 18, 2020
Get the Chocolate Spaghettimug.