Chocolate Mist

A fine mist of aerosoliezed fecal matter "accidentally" released when the intent is to merely fart in your significant others face.

1. Oh oh oh oh!!! Sweet Jessie I tasted that chocolate mist, mmm hmm.

2. If that chocolate mist was more powerful it would have been a hot carl.

3. What could I do? She countered my argument with a chocolate mist.

4. She threw up on me because she was laughing so hard about chocolate misting in my face.

5. The only way to get the chocolate mist out of my mouth was to gargle with mouth wash for 20 mins after!

by Chocolate mistee September 25, 2010

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Chocolate fountain

The result of a big bag of chocolate on top of a hot train roof

"Yes, open your mouths, it's our very own chocolate fountain!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

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Chocolate Thunder

a name used to describe a sexy dark skinned male or female.

When I think of Reggie Bush, the first word that comes to mind is damn that's some fine Chocolate Thunder!

by shy ni May 16, 2009

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Chocolate Sunrise

When you wake someone up by pooping on their chest.

Girl: /sleep
Boy: *POOOOOP*
Girl: WHAT THE FUCK did you just shit on my chest!?
Boy: Chocolate sunrise bitch!

by Ben Doverrrr December 17, 2008

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Chocolate Skittles

A alternative to original Skittles. They are all different shades of brown and could be mistaken for little turds if your vision is horrible.

"I just had some of those new Chocolate Skittles."
"No way man how were they?"
"It was almost like I was being mouth raped by candy."

"Eww that bird just shat on my car."
"Dude those are Chocolate Skittles."
"Oh true."
"Maybe I should be driving."

by PatrickBeatNick November 30, 2009

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