Chia Chocha

Noun

1. When a latino or mexican woman has overly thick, coarse, black hair located in her errogenous zones that grow at an exponential rate. She can have a 5 o'clock shadow on her pudenda when you start fucking her, but by the time your finished, she has a fully grown duck dynasty.

Researchers at a Boston laboratory did a study and found that women afflicted with this condition appear to grow hair in time-lapse fast motion photography that almost defies the laws of physics. The study also found that several days worth of normal human hair growth can occur in just a few short seconds.

"When our bodies pressed together, her chia chocha intertwined with my pubic hair and strangulated my balls like the vines from a haunted house."

by billebllunt December 11, 2013

Chia Master

Someone who has successfully mastered the art of becoming erect after entering the female body.

The man was a chia master with that bitch!

by SpottedTampon69 January 28, 2016

Chiammy

Badass coffe buyer

Hey Chiammy

Hey I got coffe, you wan it?

by Tatty_bi October 25, 2016

caida

The best no one can be better than caida

Caida is the best its a superman

by Anonimm February 9, 2018

Chia

To take a shit

I've gotta take a chia!

by lc72 May 30, 2018

Chia bich

Is what you call a exesive amount of pubic hair so bad you can't stick your dick into the vagina.

Gary I tell you don't fuck Sofia she is a Chia bich.

by PaspaVito June 3, 2018

chia wee

A person who is clever and handsome, often presented as cool and attractive.

This dude is a Chia Wee. He is like a woman magnet.

by Coolkid2371 March 5, 2018