chach

Konstantin. The man who plays the piano when he is drunk and then falls on people. He also does cocaine. Wears lacoste and other preppy clothing and rides in his new whip with salsa in the back seat and picks up ladies.

"He looks like Konstantin... he must be a chach."

by Sike August 17, 2004

Chacho

A hypocrite who can't spell

I was totally browsing these forums, and I came across a dude who couldn't spell for crap and was completely making no sense, always being a hypocrite. He was such a Chacho!

by ChachoJones June 29, 2011

chachie

A passive-aggressive bitch. Sort of a 'bitchette' as it were. A spinoff from biotchand biatch.

Commonly combined with 'ho', as in, chachie ho.

Girl 1: My boss Linda won't just come out and say she hates me. She just acts all snippy.

Girl 2: What a chachie.

by tangerine February 22, 2004

chach

The greatest poster of all time on RealGM, which isn't a great website.

Person A: Wow, I like Chach a lot better than Prerak
Person B: I hear that.

by Jason Kidd July 4, 2004

chach

A person who knows you only when they need something, otherwise everytime you come into contact with said chach, they look at you and get narrow eyes and pause......they can't figure out who you are or why?.....They know they know you from somewhere........OH YEA!!! YOU'RE THE WAITER AT SO AND SO'S. HIGH! NICE TO MEET YOU! HOW'S............then they can't remember any of your family even though you've introduced the whole clan to said chach several times, and then once they realize you have nothing to offer them since you're not at your restaurant behind the bar, they blow you off the second another chach walks by. A chachbag is the evolution of the chach.
Chaches are usually condescending and full of themselves and have no clue what common decency is.

"""I wouldn't take that particular airport shuttle because the owner is such a chach, in fact, if I ever see this chachbag on the street, I'll let him know what a complete chach he really is, the chachbag."
"Did you hear that? That chach won't let his kid learn how to snowboard because he thinks his kid should ski, just like dad. What a total chach."

by Contention July 15, 2008

ChaCha

A shitty ass service who pay their guides shit to work. They take advantage of their customers by giving out their information!

Thanks for using ChaCha!

by Brad Bostic October 24, 2008

Chach Weasel

1. Mustela Chachicus - an extremely inept and douchey member of the genus Mustela. Widely considered to be the most incompetent and unpleasant member species of weasel.

2. commonly used to refer to arrogant and boastful people who feign competence but are truly shitbags.

I'm calling that chach weasel's bluff, theres no way he fought that bear himself

by wterving April 10, 2011