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Champagne Dream

Noun. A grandiose desire to obtain some or all first-class indulgences that are completely out of reach due to financial burden or strain, causing either maxed-out credit lines and / or leeching on to someone who is well-funded.
Ex.

Chris: "Wow. He's giving Casanova a run for his money the way he seduces these trust fund women."

Bailey: "Yeah, but his champagne dream will dry up when they leave him down and out."
by ImperialSaint77 June 10, 2013
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champagne flush

A champagne flush is a sexual act shared between two ladies and the finest bottle of Champagne money can buy. It is similar to an enema except with a carbonated twist.

First, the bottle of bubbly is shaken with gusto. Next the panties of the lucky lady is removed, the cork popped from the bubbly and the bottle (neck end) is inserted deep into the old hotdog wallet by the other lady.

The pressure of the spraying champagne will loosen up the vaginal canal and flush out any nasty old tampons and semen.

You'll be gushing to try it.
"Oh Gypsy, I'm feeling a little slimy downstairs."

"Well Ginger, I'll pop on out to the shops and grab a bottle of Moët."

"You are going to give me a champagne flush aren't you Gypsy?"

"Why of course Ginger!"
by Very Dirty Sanchez March 16, 2014
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Champhood

It is a cult that only uses shampoo for their daily bases.

A group of people who are addicted to shampoo is a champhoodist
You guys are using way too much shampoo, you champhood!
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snuggle champ

One who has a voracious appetite for snuggling. One who can snuggle all day without growing weary.
Man, I thought I liked snuggling, but Shannon...she's the true Snuggle Champ! - We snuggled for like 12 hours!
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