Certified Salton Sea Moment

An incident or occurrence that only happens at the Salton Sea, a massive salt lake loaded with toxic chemicals such as arsenic and pesticides where you would encounter bizarre people who don’t give a shit about laws or society. The Salton sea has been referenced in a very well known piece of media known as Grand theft auto five. And you too can experience the tweak! Plan a trip and have yourself a Certified Salton sea Moment!

Damn that dude is tripping, This is a Certified Salton Sea moment!

Y’all wanna hit this shit? It will be a Certified Salton Sea Moment.

by Douglas Dimmadome July 14, 2022

Certi M8

this can be used as a response to a question or simply as a reply to any given sentence. this word can be used whenever is deemed appropriate to do so.

example 1: jj- yoooo g wys wanna come briz and do bare shenanigans on shard
callum- Certi M8

example 2: urthe- mmdobidebo mate wanna come to my boat and do shrooms
calum- Certi M8

by cwizzle July 17, 2022

certified bruh moment

A "Brother, what are you doing?" moment that is so jaw-droppingly stupid it has to be certified, memorialized, and put on a plaque. More shocking than a standard bruh moment.

John: Did you hear about how he accidentally used the toilet towel to wipe the bowls?
Mark: Yeah that's a certified bruh moment.

by Krimson Knives November 19, 2022

Cerson

A challenge that needs to be accomplished in order to reach a scheduled goal.

There exist many cersons that shall make this task burdensome.

by TUR YUI FDOM December 22, 2022

Liquid Curtsy

To vomit whilst standing, after drinking too much.

After drinking too many Irish Car Bombs, he had to give a liquid curtsy.

by Kieron Rhys Lillo December 27, 2008

butt certified

When you have a certificate for dat booty.

"Are you butt certified?"
"No my butt don't need explaining"

by Greensharpei March 13, 2014

Cisco Certified Trained Monkey

The Cisco Certified Trained Monkey, or CCTM, is not a technical certification offered by Cisco Systems.

This is a Cisco Certified Internetworking Expert (CCIE) who designs statically routed networks.

A bunch of Cisco certified trained monkeys have ruined my network.

by kootiger June 16, 2017