Caulifloodle

4 penises in a person's mouth at the same time

I had an exciting caulifloodle the night before last.

by Matyjsauce April 7, 2020

caukkus

Adjective;

1. An absolutely absurd situation, that is upsetting and distressing.

2. Bullshit, stupid, dumb. (Upsetting to Felicitys Especially.

My boss would say, you cant use this word bc that is not the correct meaning of it. I would reply with ‘Caleb, this is Caukkus, I can say whatever I want’.

by FatherFelicity June 6, 2020

Culkin

A form of cucking in which Macaulay Culkin fucks your girlfriend and there's nothing you can do about it.

I like monogamy, but my girlfriend is into that whole heroin chic thing so we do a little bit of Culkin' to spice things up.

by suicidal tween June 16, 2020

caulfy

One of the boys who will never leave you behind,
Also hides their real potential

You’re truly a Caulfy

by Caulf September 7, 2020

Cauldron

When one farts in under water, and catches the bubble in their mouth at the surface.

I love to suck in a good cauldron when I take a hot bath.

by The Gas Man1 November 20, 2020

Cauldron

When you fart under water, and suck in the bubble with your mouth at the surface.

I like to Cauldron myself when I take a hot bath.

by The Gas Man1 November 20, 2020

Cauliflower Dapping

The act of a dominatrix woman dressed in circus assistant attire ties a man up by four limbs in a horses barn or any other standard barnyard animals shed. Then skin of the penis pulled back and retrained by crocodile Clips elasticated round the waist line. The women carrying a raw Califlower taps the bellend with the force of which one would spank with a paddle. Tap firmly until red raw. With the remaining stalk if intact ,wipe the sweat from the gooch then a quick moustache under the males nose. Eyebrows may also be dapped. Walk away and phrase “cauliflower Dapped”

Last year I cauliflower Dapped my husband and it cut our marriage short.

Cauliflower Dapping Definition:
A piece of cauliflower being Dapped against the end of a males penis gently harshly or hard.

by Marriedforfourtyeightyears February 6, 2021