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Catholic School

A school with uniforms, and no nuns or priests wandering around the hallways. They have religion class, which is a waste of time becasue half the people that attend catholic high schools don't give a shit about God. Catholic schools are much like normal schools, but, they have better weed and more drunk people at the school dances. People that attend catholic school aren't always catholic.. it doesn't matter, people that work at the school hardly ever believe in God. Religion teachers don't care if you believe in Jesus or not... they just want their paychecks. Catholic Schools are full or stoners, losers, emos, preps, jocks and bitches. So what's the difference between Catholic Schools and Public schools? Catholic schools have SAINT in front of there name, and have God on there side. Public school have satan... according to God.
biblebitch= "I go to a catholic school, excuse me as I whore my way around the entire football team and snort coke!"

publicebitch" i go to a public school, excuse me as i sleep with the entire football team and smoke weed."
by stargirll3 October 12, 2009
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DePaul Catholic

A old trashy coeED school in Wayne New Jersey that has the most school hours out of all the catholic schools where kids are the furthest things from holy . dicks written on boards and Juul pods lost in locker rooms . A gay school of all mixed races that have to pay for a parking spot because the school acts like they don’t pay for it already . Foods overrated . Coaches Only care about the football team and are to cheap to spend there money on new shit they actually need. Teachers give midterms and half the Info you never learned somehow gets put on there . Welcome to dp daycare where Good GPAS don’t exist . Now this is why DePaul can’t be spelled without a L
DePaul Catholic is wack
by Freakylifestyle December 12, 2018
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Saint Mary Magdalene Catholic School

The Shit bag place in Apex,NC that calls them self a middle School. the teachers in the school all suck(except for Mr Groelle, And Mr Callus.) and give you at least 3 quizzes/ Tests a week. they make you wear a gay-ass uniform and give you absolutely NO FREEDOM at all! and are filled with Snobby rich-kid Douche bags who are all spoiled and self centered.

Nickname: ST Mary Fagdalene
I Have 6 quizzes/tests on the last 6.5 days of school because My school (Saint Mary Magdalene Catholic School) Sucks ASS!!!!
by STMMSUCKS November 9, 2012
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The worst school on the earth. Hey, I'm not kidding.

ps. Principal Trosclair wants your money, he's like a vaccum JFC GTFOFOFOFOFOO
"Man, Trosclair at St. Patricks Catholic High School (Biloxi, MS) needs to GTFO SRSLY RN HES DRIVING ME INSANE"
"Don't forget, he's driving us all into a major debt. I blame bush"
"You blame Bush for everything"
"...yeah, so"
"so thats gay"
"but tru"
"so tru"
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Catholic

OMFGILBBQ i'm a catholic.
by Aurora! July 7, 2008
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Cafeteria Catholic

A term used by stupid Fundamentalist Catholics in order to insult intelligent Catholics who do not just blindly except everything they are told, and can reason things out, instead of believing a literal interpretation of the bible, or except every religious leaders opinions.
Im proud to be a Cafeteria Catholic, it means I am intelligent.
by handsomebwonderful December 28, 2009
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Catholic candy drop

The Act of a Catholic Priest Using Candy, Usually a Jolly Rancher, To Satisfy himself with a young boy. Usally this boy is between 5-12.
"Man After that catholic Candy Drop i Will Not cleanse my sins The Cardinals way"
by Abhorsenn January 29, 2008
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