landi the cacti

the name used for landon austin.

landon is such a cacti.

by landon is a cacti named landi January 22, 2005

cactophile

someone who enjoys having relations with cacti!

did you see that guy's colonoscophy? hes definately a cactophile

by Cravin Morhedd April 8, 2008

cactus fucker

people who are extremely horny and/or can't pull any dudes so they're left with one option; fucking a cactus. they could also be a masochist.

that new girl, lyba, looks like a cactus fucker!

by kanxbsnkalka July 27, 2017

Cactus Gang

Cactus gang is the best and most sexiest gang on the planet... we much on dem juicy cactuses all day long and shove them up our asses all night long... if you are looking for a gang this is the one to be in.

"Hey Jim!, are you in the Cactus Gang yet?"

by Snufelz ;) August 19, 2018

sweet cactus chicken jesus

1.(n) when a large cactus has grown in such a way that a chicken appears to be on top, with it's 'wings' spread as though he were crucified.


2.(excl) a expression of surprise, usually positive. can be suffixed with 'christ on a bike', for added impact/effect.

1. sorrel: 'good lord, look at that cactus!'
vinnie: 'that's a sweet cactus chicken jesus!'


2. matt: 'hey guys, we still have some beers left!'
vinnie: 'sweet cactus chicken jesus (christ on a bike)!'

by true_pictsie February 13, 2009

Cactus Fart

Someone who is a pain in the ass..

"That person is such a cactus fart!"

by Joshua Morris October 15, 2008

cactapuss

1) A creature that may be seen by someone who is fished. It can be described as a mixture of an octopus and a cactus/palmtree.

Matt: Dude, it's a cactapuss!
Mike: Where?
Matt: In the tree, man!
Mike: Where in the tree?
Matt: Dude....it IS the tree!

by thehunger August 30, 2007