people who are extremely horny and/or can't pull any dudes so they're left with one option; fucking a cactus. they could also be a masochist.
that new girl, lyba, looks like a cactus fucker!
by kanxbsnkalka July 27, 2017
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Def 1: Four words choosen at random to form a phenomenon. Could be used to describe a prickly bastard that smells like a vaginal percussion and engages in sexual activites with his mother,
Def 2: Or shouted as a form of aggravation.
Origination: Mr. Ward's 3rd period (I think) Social Studies class post era a lame history video.
guy 1: "I can't believe she's dating that cactus queef mother fucker."
guy 2: "Yea, he's a real douche bag."
by Steve, Tim, Joel, Heather October 24, 2008
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