Crispy Crotch

When a woman shapes Rice Krispy Treats into a dildo and has her lesbian lover use it.

I forgot my vibrator so I gave her a Crispy Crotch instead.

by Zippy_dooda July 6, 2010

crispy salty shrimp

Perhaps one of finest dishes in chinese cuisine. Available at the world-famous Grand Chau Chow, located in the heart of Chinatown in Boston, MA. I believe the name says it all. Featured dish amongst the chef's recommendations for obvious reasons. Retails for $12.95. Only $11.95 if you don't remind removing the shell yourself.

Waiter: What can I get you guy?
Litwin: Don't call me guy. Could we get an order of sesame chicken, crispy salty shrimp and its close cousin, crispy aromatic shrimp.
Waiter: So you want one sesame chicken, one crispy salty shrimp and one crispy aromatic shrimp:
Litwin: Nah fuck it. Let me just get three crispy salty shrimps.
Weinberg: Could we also get a big bowl of ducksauce? (Shows the imaginary bowl with his two hands)

by Steven the Rat May 21, 2006

Crispy Creamer

When two lesbians initiate in a scissoring match in a closed room while sweating profusely. The following combination of sweat, saliva, and vaginal fluids are then collected in a bucket until it reaches a near-solid state to be ingested by both parties.

"Yo, I heard Madison got with Sharon for a Crispy Creamer."

by mtark3 April 3, 2016

Crispy Cream

When a guy ejaculates on a girls stomach,lets it dry out, and then feeds it to her. It is both cripy and creamy, and the ladies love it!

Last night was awesome, I crispy creamed Sara and she loved it.

by RANDRSR March 27, 2008

crispy kreme

when a girls asleep, you beat off on her face and when she wakes up its crispy on her face

I gave his mom a crispy kreme.

by cclark April 3, 2007

crispy coke

idrk tbh but you just add it into sentences randomly to make them more interesting, it’s fun, u should try it

that maths test was traumatic crispy coke like just no

by t's and c's apply June 5, 2020

Crispy Creme Dat Hoe

When you blow your spooge all over a woman's face.

Ron Jeremy is gonna Crispy Creme dat hoe.

by Beef Moon January 9, 2008