Buttfucked

When you lose horribly while playing a game of something.

Joe and I were playing Poker and I buttfucked him.

by GammonMan February 4, 2026

Buttcrackliosis

Often abbreviated BCO, it is a disease that causes the inflicted to feel an agitated butt crack.

Also is used to describe when someone is complaining about symptoms when they aren't really sick.

Jacob has buttcrackliosis. He just doesn't want to go to school.

by Mitbatall February 19, 2026

buttfucker

A person who has too much integrity who favors doing the right thing over saving human life with their transparency. Most people who identify as buttfuckers often lack empathy, compassion, and a consience, and often sell their folks down the river when confronted with an ethical dilemma, rather than commit perjury to save someone's life. Immanuel Kant is regarded as the founding father of buttfuckers, due to the categorial imperative stating that lying to save humanity is using others as mere commodities, rather than ends in themselves.

A historical example of buttfuckers are the people who snitched on Anne Frank and her family, while hiding in an attic in the Nazi-Occupied Netherlands. While the action was unethical and wrong, telling the truth was imperative when the SD and Gestapo agents questioned the family who hid the Franks in their attic. Think of integrity as a double-edged sword, on one side it's crucial, but on the other it's precarious because you could hurt or others with your transparency.

by kinghiroichi1 July 1, 2025

buttfuckdaddyhornyforchevy

A "buttfuckdaddyhornyforchevy" is where a "black and gay" or a "girl with a strap-on" go to chevy's house irl and butt fucks him until he's horny and calling the "black or gay" guy or girl "daddy"

"yo sleepy im gonna order a "buttfuckdaddyhornyforchevy" to chevy's house"

"dude thats fucking gay lets do it"

by bigdisme123766 July 30, 2025

walking buttfuck

Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.

At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.

by Rufus Truthfist August 2, 2009

golden buttcrack

When your buttcrack is so unwashed and dirty it becomes gold.

yo bro i didnt go to bath for 2 weeks at one point and i got the worst case of golden buttcrack!

by blazefister69.420.666 November 27, 2019

italian buttfuck

Italian buttfuck is when you put a bowl of spaghetti in the woman's genitals

Her: You wanna do some italian buttfucking?
Him: Yea sure!

by The Design Community June 14, 2021