buffet

A type of restaurant in which fat/obese Americans pay a set fee and then eat as much as they want. Said by theorists to be a major contribution to America's obesity problem.

Indeed, one of life's unanswered questions, is how the hell can the American hospitality sector not go into recession with the vulgar amounts that its customers shove down their throats at buffet restaurants.

by Deluded_or_summat March 25, 2007

buffet mode

During a shared meal, where various dishes are on the table at once (for example tapas), instead of taking a fair share of the different foods available, helping yourself to large portions of the choicest foods, piling the plate as in a buffet.

This will will leave fellow diners disgruntled when they realise all the spiced meatballs, prawns, anchovies and roasted aubergines are on your plate, but they will be too polite to complain in front of you.

"I am NEVER going out to dinner with Alex again!"

"Why not?"

"We ordered six different dishes to be shared between us and he took all the choicest bits from all of them. His plate was piled so high! He totally went into buffet mode, the greedy hog!"

by w00fdawg October 15, 2005

county bullet

1 year in a county jail

Man I was convited of beating his ass and the judge gave me a county bullet

by -uSk-}The_Snipa January 8, 2004

Dodged a Bullet

When you invite a girl swimming at your family house over the weekend but realize from her Twitter during the week that she is batshit crazy and you haven't yet sent her the address, you've dodged a bullet.

It appears she isn't as bright as I thought she was. Guess I dodged a bullet there.

by Ace Abubakar April 14, 2021

Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet

A slang term popular in southern New England, used to describe the act of cunnilingus on an 'unclean' woman. This phrase is especially used within the context of women who are 'dirty' in terms of hygiene simply by choice, and care little for rectifying this issue.

"Yeah, so our friend was in the hospital for 2 weeks. He had 3 different infectious diseases, all of which were previously undiscovered to science."

"Holy crap! What did he do?"

"He had a reservation at Uncle Mung's Chunky Shrimp Buffet."

"Oh damn."

by LoverOfThePoonani March 14, 2008

Adamantium Bullet

An unrealistic plot device, utilised in a film to tie up any loose ends that a stupid and/or confusing script happens to offer to the viewer.

See Wolverine Origins.

Stryker:'This adamantium bullet should tie up any plot holes!'

by Matt_Owen May 19, 2009

buffet burps

Burps you get After chowing down at a buffet. Usually smell absolutely horrible and are very greasy.

Mike- Man hitting up the buffet before the party was a horrible idea

Dan- Yeah dude, my buffet burps are killing the room

by Ehmm Ayche February 11, 2009