Broomitis

The act of becoming a broom to get out of a bad relationship.

Person 1: i'm not really a man, I'm a woman
Surprised spouse: You're a "wumun"?
Person 1: I'm not really a woman, I'm a horse
Surprised spouse: You're a horse?
Person 1: I'm not really a horse I'm a broom....
*Broom tips over*
Damn, that Broomitis is serious.

by Nykkee February 13, 2010

Brooming

whatever you want it to be

Are you brooming the floor

by me9000 June 3, 2018

push broom

The act of taking one's moustache and running it the length of his partner's vagina for sexual stimulation.

I gave that bitch a push broom last night.

by yeahtubbs November 1, 2007

michigan broom handle

when you stick the stem of a gourde or decorative pumpkin up a persons butthole and it sticks out hanging on like a broom handle stuck up your butt

humiliated this broad last night and gave her the michigan broom handle before we kicked her out

by the mystery banger October 2, 2010

broom

A complete randomer who you befriend but never meet.

"I talked to broom on the internet last night"

by Sheeptastic September 14, 2005

brocore

Commonly defined as a "hardcore" broski/broham/brosif/brohawk. The antonym would be a brozo, or a broski who thinks he is a brocore, but is really a bag of doosh.

Marty is a brohawk. Kyle is a Broaconstrictor. But dude, Keith is a brocore.

by Dj Brodd August 12, 2008

Brohomo

Similar to "no homo". If brohomo is called, the prior/proceeding action/statement cannot be looked down upon or called 'gay', because the two persons in question are bros.

Bro A: "Dude, I saw you fuck that chick last night."
Bro B: "...you watched me?"
Bro A: Brohomo man.

by Johnny Knockers September 29, 2010