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british shower

Is when you wash only the smelly parts of your body and leave the rest.
OR
When you spray deodorant on yourself without washing your body.
-Hey have you showered?
-no, I took a british shower
by Lola1111 February 4, 2022
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British disco

When a British person walks in to a pub and a British pop artist is on the radio an the British person in the pub dances

the dance is British disco. It can be any dance move but the song artist has to be British.
There is a British disco mob down at the corner pub.
by the perinters devel June 6, 2017
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British Weather

You know it's British Weather when you jump into an outdoor swimming pool and can't tell the difference.
David Cameron: It's a lovely day.
Obama: It's flooding.
David Cameron: As I said - it's a lovely day. For British Weather.
by Stan UpComedy November 24, 2015
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British Picnic

When a person has their ass eaten out by three people in one go.
Person 1: "Tim is looking really smiley today; seems to have a little extra spring in his step."
Person 2: "That's because he participated in a British Picnic at Clarissa's house yesterday. He was the main dish."
Tim: wanders in "Top of the morning, gents!"
by muppetspuppet November 20, 2013
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British Handshake

To stab (or "shank") another person.

Performed using a sharp, knife-like object which is usually concealed in one's person, it is often used as an informal salutation or greeting toward others whom one is not in good standing with.
"I heard Andrew's gonna give his old mate Stephen a British Handshake next time they meet after that scrap they had at the pub last week"
by Melutox September 29, 2022
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british slap

When someone (preferably British) takes off their fancy white glove and slaps you with it.
He leaned in and whispered some fowl language in her ear. She quickly pulled away and British slapped him.
by Tellitubby August 15, 2017
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british bulldog

stupid game of death played in english schools during break time.
by Bix June 11, 2003
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