british shower

Is when you wash only the smelly parts of your body and leave the rest.
OR
When you spray deodorant on yourself without washing your body.

-Hey have you showered?
-no, I took a british shower

by Lola1111 February 4, 2022

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British-arama

Something extremely British. Words or phases stereotypically associated with British culture.

"Their conversation had a British-arama about it"

by Shetlandpony007 April 8, 2017

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British Phobic

British Phobic - To hate a British person aggressively with a passion.

Person 1 : “I fucking hate British people.”
Person 2 : “Lol same we’re so British Phobic.”

by JoOvhz February 14, 2021

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British Weather

You know it's British Weather when you jump into an outdoor swimming pool and can't tell the difference.

David Cameron: It's a lovely day.
Obama: It's flooding.
David Cameron: As I said - it's a lovely day. For British Weather.

by Stan UpComedy November 24, 2015

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British Picnic

When a person has their ass eaten out by three people in one go.

Person 1: "Tim is looking really smiley today; seems to have a little extra spring in his step."
Person 2: "That's because he participated in a British Picnic at Clarissa's house yesterday. He was the main dish."
Tim: wanders in "Top of the morning, gents!"

by muppetspuppet November 20, 2013

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