When you take a bowling ball, shove it in somebodys rectum, stick your fingers in the bowling ball holes, pull the ball out so u have a very stretched out anal opening. Then stand in front of the opening, get somebody to turn on a high powered fan and it will blow your head into the anus.
Mike Schmitt bowled a perfect score last night at Petes house when he performed the Fan schmitt bowler.
by Linduh October 24, 2003
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Alice freely moves about the Danish border.
Eric: I am crossing the Danish border tonight - that guy's body is just too hot to pass up.
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Eric: I am crossing the Danish border tonight - that guy's body is just too hot to pass up.
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a border cricket is a slang term used for a noisy or obnoxious person of Hispanic (typically Mexican) descent. the term is derived from the fact that crickets are loud and usually hop a a lot. By preceding that term with border it becomes a noisy border hopper.
a border cricket is a slang term used for a noisy or obnoxious person of Hispanic (typically Mexican) descent. the term is derived from the fact that crickets are loud and usually hop a a lot. By preceding that term with border it becomes a noisy border hopper.
guy1: hey, where is Spencer? i can usually hear him yelling all day.
guy2: oh, he made past border patrol, he's in america now.
guy1: wow, hes such a border cricket.
guy2: oh, he made past border patrol, he's in america now.
guy1: wow, hes such a border cricket.
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