water bottling

When a man is so sexually excited that he runs a hot bath and only puts the head of his erect penis in, which makes him cum imediately into the hot water. Masturbation, sans the mess. Also, more discreet.

John had a huge boner, but he was afraid to have his parents here him jack off, so he went water bottling.

by BPhizzle November 24, 2005

bottle opener

The key to a cold, refreshing and delicious paradise.
The worst thing to forget when going camping.

One lads night out in a tent...
Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"

by Jeffrey Douglas December 6, 2006

Gatorade Bottle

A plastic vessel used to store ejaculated fluids collected while out-to-sea.

I want to see if I can fill my gatorade bottle in the next four months.

by Danielitus October 25, 2008

ketchup bottled

verb. 1. to have one's penish smashed with the palm of his unexperienced girlfried's hand during a handjob.
2. to have one's dick smashed as if it was a ketchup bottle.

1. That dude can't walk cuz his dick got ketchup bottled last night.
2. "Damn girl, why did you have to ketchup bottle me.... that really hurt bad, now my dick is bleeding."

by JandE August 5, 2008

Flipping bottles

Flipping a bottle so it lands on its bottom. An activity Grayson Dolan is not capable of doing.

Grayson Dolan is not good at flipping bottles.

by Ethslane November 22, 2016

mouth bottle

bottle used to spit chewing tobacco in.

me and my boy skat were chewing some bear and my mom came in and told us to make sure we clean up our mouth bottles.

by bigez19 June 6, 2010

Pee on the bottle

Verb, to pee on a bottle on the street while performing the act of public urination.

Person: I need to pee
Person2: pee in the street

Person3: pee on the bottle or don’t pee at all

by The man with the big brain October 18, 2019