water bottling

When a man is so sexually excited that he runs a hot bath and only puts the head of his erect penis in, which makes him cum imediately into the hot water. Masturbation, sans the mess. Also, more discreet.

John had a huge boner, but he was afraid to have his parents here him jack off, so he went water bottling.

by BPhizzle November 24, 2005

bottle opener

The key to a cold, refreshing and delicious paradise.
The worst thing to forget when going camping.

One lads night out in a tent...
Jake: "Finally, now where's that bottle opener!?"
Bill: "<Rummage> OH SHIT!"
Jake: "You wonky bollocks bastard!"

by Jeffrey Douglas December 6, 2006

Gatorade Bottle

A plastic vessel used to store ejaculated fluids collected while out-to-sea.

I want to see if I can fill my gatorade bottle in the next four months.

by Danielitus October 25, 2008

trunk bottle

A bottle of liquor that is kept in the trunk of your vehicle in case of drinking emergencies.

Trunk bottle is necessary when drinks are too expensive at a bar you can take shots (or make your current drink stronger) out of the back of your car, and only have to purchase like 1 drink.

by Foxylady April 6, 2014

Tha Bottle

(preferably a Sprite 500ml bottle)
Smoking Implement

Step-by-Step User Guide
1. Burn two holes in the bottle, one shottie and one to hold the Jon Digger.
2. Secure the Jon Digger with Tac Du-Un bleu (Blu-Tac)
3. Blaze that bad boy.

Dya want this one in tha bottle? Quote : Kev & Flynn

by Flynn December 11, 2003

pussy in a bottle

Someone who is whipped by their partner, specifically girlfriend and they are trapped in that relationship

Omg he's such a pussy in a bottle

by Shake that booty July 12, 2016

Bottle Return

Removing a bottle from a patient ass. They usually do this for pleasure, but they will always make up an excuse of how it got there.

We had to perform a bottle return on John to get the coke bottle out of his ass.

by dr slang September 4, 2012