Birkenfaux

n. Ugly sandals that are inexpensive knockoffs of Birkenstocks.

Maya couldn't afford real Birkenstocks so she found some cork-soled Birkenfaux sandals in KMart that looked just like them.

by ChatteringClasses July 25, 2009

Blorke

A self-absorbed, delusional, hypocrite. Or a child who truly believes in their imaginary thoughts and beliefs. Blorkes believe that the world revolves around them and are overly confident in their abilities, extremely hypocritical and are most often sore losers.

The other team was full of Blorkes, they for sure thought they'd win but when they lost they became angry and threw tantrums.

I had to babysit a Blorke last week, he wouldn't stop talking about how he was always right and knew everything.

She told me I was being too violent in the pool but later I saw her doing the same thing, she's such a Blorke.

by Muiram July 5, 2017

Clive Barkering

Repeatedly grabbing your semen the moment you ejaculate and throwing it at someone/something.

I was Clive Barkering all over my hallway last night because I thought I could exorcise ghosts with my cum.

by Creela September 22, 2015

Clive Barkering

When you cum into your hand, and throw it into someone's face, a.k.a seagulling

"Dude, my friend and I stayed up all night Clive Barkering each other"
"That's gross, bro."

by Batman43 September 22, 2015

Bob Barker

Named after the shape of Bob Barker's microphone on the price is right, A Bob Barker is a type of meth pipe, also known as a straight piece which consists of a glass tube with a bubble on the end

Bring your Bob Barker when you come over, I broke mine last night.

by ThaTrixsta March 12, 2019

Boke

(Boh-ke)
The past tense of bike(verb). To have ridden a bicycle(noun).

I boke to school today. We boke in the park.

by jeremia4263 June 6, 2011

Boke

Drink formed by mixing half the contents of a beer (normally Budweiser) with Coca-Cola. Somewhere between brown and black in colour, the drink is popular amongst young adults.

Man I'm thirsty, someone get me a boke up in here.

Prince Charles sits in his conservatory, gazing at the birds and sipping on his boke.

And on the seventh day God created Boke.

by swag258 April 15, 2013