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boiling tea pot

The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”

“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”
by ToniToni-monsta December 18, 2020
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Boiled Haggis

When a woman is on her period and she queef-Dutch-ovens herself.
It brought a single, burning tear to her eye when she let rip an ol' boiled haggis; she emerged from under the comforter, a shell of her former self.
by SuxbridgeMA November 3, 2025
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boiling flowers in the wing

An exclamation to notify someone that they have done something really stupid
If something has done something truly stupid and uncalled for, like setting a church with people inside on fire, you'd say.
"OH MAH GAWD, FREDDY! DARN IT, THAT'S LIKE BOILING FLOWERS IN THE WING!"
by bridget February 6, 2004
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Boil-o

A term coined by Michael Stevens of Vsauce, Boil-o is an invisible, undetectable, unverifiable/unfalsifiable substance that appears whenever things begin to boil. While, yes, the phenomenon of boiling is perfectly explained without Boil-o, Boil-o is still there.

Boil-o is used as an example of redundancy. If a phenomena is perfectly explained without something, why include the something?
"Johnny: Yo man, I'm cooking up some pasta, you want some?
Mike: Yeah, sure, just start boiling the water.
Johnny: Don't you mean "apply BOIL-O to the water?"
Mike: For fucks sake, John, I don't want to get into this philosophy shit, it's been a long day, just- just tell me when you're done, alright?
Johnny: Jeez man, fine, I'll tell you when it's done.
Mike: Thank you.
by Hexiliac June 8, 2022
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Boil-o

A magical substance which emerges when heating water over a gas stove which has the same effect of heating water as the burning gas.
You cannot disprove or argue the existence of boil-o!
by April 12, 2022
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Boil some broccoli

To boil broccoli is to watch pornography, because watching pornography is like boiling broccoli because you have to watch the broccoli when cooking it so the broccoli doesnt get too soft- like the 'other' thing that might get soft when watching pornography.
I might boil some broccoli and then get myself off.
by billy walking August 22, 2006
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boiled prawn

A sunburnt white person, who looks out of place in sunny climes.
Check out the old boiled prawn at the bus-stop. She's going to get sunstroke and die any moment now.
by Mogdi January 4, 2018
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