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electric blow job 

it is wehn u take a vaccum with the hose part a basicly stick it on your penis and turn on the vaccum
hey fred i just got a bj last night who would give u a bj? thier name was hoover
electric blow job by john December 6, 2003

mediocre blow job 

A blow job where your partner finishes with a hand job
My girl was bloated and and wasn't down so she just gave me a mediocre blow job
mediocre blow job by Jsny88 April 13, 2017

hot tub blow job 

I got a hot tub blow job
hot tub blow job by Bigrblue March 11, 2017

pop rocks blow job 

I put pop rocks the candy in my mouth then give a blowjob.

MJR
I can’t get enough cock in my mouth. Yum yum cock. But nothing beats pop rocks and a cock the pop rocks blow job.
pop rocks blow job by Lord Matt sir December 18, 2019

Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day 

The same thing as Steak & Blow Job Day, but you cut the steak up into tips and apply around the penis and have a female eat the steak with steak sauce while she is sucking your penis. This holiday is celebrated on March 14th
Cook & Cut the steak its Eat My Steak & Blow Job Day!

Grand Rapids Blow Job 

A place in Michigan to get great head from some dork named Bill. He loves the cock.
Some dude: I'm taking a trip to Michigan...know any good tings to do

Other dude: Oh yah! get yourself a Grand Rapids Blow Job!

Some dude: ohhh, sounds pleasant ;-)

Other dude: Yah, Bill loves teh cock.