bloomingfoods

a shitty hippy health food store. sells products like hemp, beans, and other hippy-ish objects of hippy-ism.

Guy1: I just got back from Bloomingfoods. Man, they have some kick ass beans there.

Guy2: Shut the hell up you goddamn hippy!

Guy1: Damn... don't be so hostile man. Can't we all just get along?

Guy2: Im going to go find my shotgun...

by cody12312ass February 1, 2007

Double Booking

The horrendous situation observed in a typical office toilet that contains 2 cubicles, both of which are simultaneously occupied resulting in damnation without relief.

Lloyd: "Wow Dave, you were back from the shitter quickly!"
Dave: "Do not go in there. There's an absolutely awful Double Booking!"

by The Evil Muppet November 6, 2011

blooding

when you have a cut and you are bleeding out.

"Hey, look guys...I'm blooding."

by SWGT April 14, 2009

Booking

When you hook up with a girl in the most scholarly way possible, have her bent over doggy style and have an open book on her. That way you can study and smash

"Bro, last night Jonah walked in on me booking this girl"
"Dude, no way? Did he get a picture?
"You damn well know he did"

by BIgBrownAndBeligerant February 8, 2017

door blocking

the process in which you block short and/or lame people from the most sacred of garages. objects used to block the door include ottomans, vaccums, tires, couch cushions, and other abrupt objects. also works well when you hide in the dark and throw things at the pathedic human being blocked.

here comes noel. man your stations, its time for some door blocking!

by the ultimate secret2 April 14, 2008

booking

either searching with a purpose or with no purpose at all on Facebook

I was booking hard last night and found the hottest chick and you're friends with her. Who is she?

by el osito October 26, 2010

Cock blockin/ cock blocking

Similar to cop blocking, only more specific. An interference, that brings a hault to any sexual act involving a man's (or a woman's in some cases) penis. It is sometimes used even when a man (or a woman with a penis) is just talking to someone, this is a stretch but is appropriate as long as their intentions are to eventually have sex with the person they are talking to, and they have some chance. If the person they are talking to shows no interest, and one interrupts...then they are probably doing this person a favor. Either that or just adding insult to injury.

Yo we was kissin, she had her panties off and her hands all on my dick, I was just about to smash...>sigh< until John cock blockin ass "accidentally" walked in on us.

by FooGe March 26, 2004