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Blizzard Hearts

The idea of cold heartedness from an outside perspective
Person1: That dude had a total Blizzard Hearts when he met that girl.
Person2: Yeah, that dude is a total scamp.
by BeatCat February 20, 2025
mugGet the Blizzard Heartsmug.

Milwaukee Blizzard

The sexual act is performed while shotgunning an ice cold Milwaukees Best Beer while one sexual partner provides oral sex after stuffing the shotgunners anus with Frozen Custard. This gives the shotgunner a lakeside effect (blizzard) on entry and exit.
I miss my days in Milwaukee, the rich brewing history, the frozen custard capital of the world. The access to such goods were integral in obtaining euphoria while performing a Milwaukee Blizzard
by rv.recreational April 10, 2025
mugGet the Milwaukee Blizzardmug.

texas blizzard

a texas bizzard is where you do a line of coke off a hookers ass crack and shave the butt hairs prior to doing the line then she farts the coke and ass hairs and you cum at the same time
steven: yo dude i got a wicked texas blizzard last night from a hooker
by xXfartsmellaXx September 19, 2025
mugGet the texas blizzardmug.

Oreo Blizzard

A massive sex orgy of blacks and whites taken place in the cold Canadian North-West
Man, that Oreo Blizzard last night was fucking cold. But so hot at the same time.
by GasTheFuckingJews May 3, 2018
mugGet the Oreo Blizzardmug.

Blizzard Patches

When you eat too much blue food dye and your leaving blue shits in the toilet, much like any game patch released by Blizzard entertainment.
I had so much blue raspberry ice cream I've been dropping nothing but blizzard patches.
by WiCthulhu July 19, 2023
mugGet the Blizzard Patchesmug.

Back Blizzard

Nut on a individual's back in a freezing room and let it freeze
"Dude I just gave Gavin a HUGEE Back Blizzard!"
by pissandfart August 5, 2025
mugGet the Back Blizzardmug.

Michigan Blizzard

(n) The Midwestern version of an Alaskan Mudslide. The act of cumming into a condom and freezing it over and over until the condom is phallicesque enough to be used as a dildo. (Then using it as one would use a dildo.) The act of freezing one's cum dildo is preferably done throughout a long winter where you can freeze it outside.
"Yo bro, I've been working on this all winter, and I think I'm ready show this chick a Michigan Blizzard."
by G_freezy September 8, 2018
mugGet the Michigan Blizzardmug.

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