brown-eye blizzard

When cocaine is sprinkled on a prostitute's anus, and she farts it up someone's nose.

That super-galactic space-hooker gave me a wicked brown-eye blizzard last night!

by Jesus Dressed in Black January 18, 2022

Did you know he used to work for blizzard

Its used to describe a person who repeats, contradicts and are generally egotistical and "so far up their own ass" to admit any fault or wrongdoing

"Its alright, but did you know he used to work for blizzard:
You can also use
"I literally never talk about working for blizzard"

by SoftwarPirate July 25, 2025

oreo blizzard

the oreo blizzard consists of putting oreos up your asshole so far that you vomit them out so they come out the other hole (your mouth).

bro me and this chick just had the best oreo blizzard last night

by damo dazza February 28, 2024

Back Blizzard

Nut on a individual's back in a freezing room and let it freeze

"Dude I just gave Gavin a HUGEE Back Blizzard!"

by pissandfart August 5, 2025

Hairy blizzard

When your jacking off and you cum all over your pubes

"Late last night I had a hairy blizzard."

by Kizra the mad God September 10, 2016

Blizzard Hearts

The idea of cold heartedness from an outside perspective

Person1: That dude had a total Blizzard Hearts when he met that girl.
Person2: Yeah, that dude is a total scamp.

by BeatCat February 20, 2025

Michigan Blizzard

(n) The Midwestern version of an Alaskan Mudslide. The act of cumming into a condom and freezing it over and over until the condom is phallicesque enough to be used as a dildo. (Then using it as one would use a dildo.) The act of freezing one's cum dildo is preferably done throughout a long winter where you can freeze it outside.

"Yo bro, I've been working on this all winter, and I think I'm ready show this chick a Michigan Blizzard."

by G_freezy September 8, 2018