by Albu quirky April 23, 2018
Get the Text blizzardmug. When you eat too much blue food dye and your leaving blue shits in the toilet, much like any game patch released by Blizzard entertainment.
by WiCthulhu July 19, 2023
Get the Blizzard Patchesmug. When 5 or more guys cum in a girls face at the same time producing a white out effect on the girls vision.
The whole football team had their way sexually with Jenny and finished her off with a Blizzard of Ahhs so bad she couldn't see clearly for a week .
by StainsandSmears April 18, 2018
Get the blizzard of ahhsmug. by PhaQ2 August 24, 2023
Get the Blizzard Spicmug. by pissandfart August 5, 2025
Get the Back Blizzardmug. (n) The Midwestern version of an Alaskan Mudslide. The act of cumming into a condom and freezing it over and over until the condom is phallicesque enough to be used as a dildo. (Then using it as one would use a dildo.) The act of freezing one's cum dildo is preferably done throughout a long winter where you can freeze it outside.
"Yo bro, I've been working on this all winter, and I think I'm ready show this chick a Michigan Blizzard."
by G_freezy September 8, 2018
Get the Michigan Blizzardmug. The sexual act is performed while shotgunning an ice cold Milwaukees Best Beer while one sexual partner provides oral sex after stuffing the shotgunners anus with Frozen Custard. This gives the shotgunner a lakeside effect (blizzard) on entry and exit.
I miss my days in Milwaukee, the rich brewing history, the frozen custard capital of the world. The access to such goods were integral in obtaining euphoria while performing a Milwaukee Blizzard
by rv.recreational April 10, 2025
Get the Milwaukee Blizzardmug.