a bert

After a nice round of anal sex..Provide your sexual partner with a unibrow of nothing but shit...:D

I fucked liz and then gave her a bert,.She looked like bert from Sesme street

by Darling-Beau February 12, 2007

bertie's madness

Nickname for lead singer of The Used, Bert McCracken's habit of vomiting on stage some say it's a gimic but it is actualy induced by pancreatitis which was probably caused by drugs and alcohol.

Man bertie's madness must suck!

by Accid_Trippin July 29, 2005

Bertie

World's most useless member of society.

It's a wonder he is capable of breathing given how truly lazy he is.

'You see that guy over there, he is a Bertie'

by Rannoc1234566 December 2, 2019

bertie

noun, used for part of anatomy observed by others when one is bending over and one's trousers (often jeans) slide down the hips to reveal the upper region of one's ass cleavage.
abrev. for 'Bertie Buttcrack'

Izzy bent over & showed us all her Bertie.

by will11 July 15, 2008

bert

another word for a cigarette. hence the filter part of a cigarette looks like bert's head from bert and ernie

hey, i can i get a bert from you?

by italianstallionmb August 19, 2010

big bertha

a very fat person who sits on their butt all day and does nothing but make a mess, or a jerk

Mother: can you believe that boy sat home all day and made a mess and didnt bother to clean his mess, he is a big bertha

Friend: UT Uh gurl u needs to get him in check

by Dredre May 12, 2006

Beertiful

adj: describes a beer that is delectable, delicious, and generally all around fantasic.

This Heiner Brau Strawberry Ale is beertiful!

by sle_37 February 12, 2010