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Bird

Jail time, or a jail sentence.
From Cockney rhyming slang

birdlime = jail time
Me: "Did you hear the knicked my man?"
Bredrin: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah bro. He's doing bird right now"

That geezer got a bird
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bird

n. a tall skinny weak guy with narrow shoulders and that bad sloping posture
Jimmy's a fuckin' bird, a twelve year old could kick his ass.

Not a lot of chicks are attracted to birds, unless they play guitar.
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damn sean, them girls are over your bird
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Bird

British slang word for woman.
Originates from London where prostitutes where refered to as birds with each area of London naming their whores after different birds.
In modern times this meaning has been lost and bird is used by working class people to describe a woman in general, not in a derogatory manner.
Chicks being young women (usually a pretty one and old bird meaning... well you can work thst one out yourself.
What did you so last night, fella?
I went to the pub with my bird.

I shagged an old bird last night, it was the best bonk I've ever had.
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Bird

Bird is a word.
A-well now, everybody's heard about the bird
About the bird, the bird, bird bird bird
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Bird

A young dumb woman who acts like a thot and feels entitled.
This bird expects a 6ft man who makes 6 figures to take her to a 5-star restaurant on a first date? This bitch is crazy
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Bird

government supplied drones used to keep an eye on the people. The government try to make the birds do animal-like things, like, eat, sleep, fuck, build nests, and die. But we all know the truth. They dont actually die. They just temporarily disconnect. The don't fuck, just one comes with spare batterys to keep the other one going. The batterys are inserted through the anal cavity
Did you see the lovely birds? Aren't they so beautiful?

You mean the BATTERY powered INFORMATION REPOSSESING DEVICE? no thanks
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