Me: "Did you hear the knicked my man?"
Bredrin: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah bro. He's doing bird right now"
That geezer got a bird
Bredrin: "Really?"
Me: "Yeah bro. He's doing bird right now"
That geezer got a bird
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Not a lot of chicks are attracted to birds, unless they play guitar.
Not a lot of chicks are attracted to birds, unless they play guitar.
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British slang word for woman.
Originates from London where prostitutes where refered to as birds with each area of London naming their whores after different birds.
In modern times this meaning has been lost and bird is used by working class people to describe a woman in general, not in a derogatory manner.
Chicks being young women (usually a pretty one and old bird meaning... well you can work thst one out yourself.
Originates from London where prostitutes where refered to as birds with each area of London naming their whores after different birds.
In modern times this meaning has been lost and bird is used by working class people to describe a woman in general, not in a derogatory manner.
Chicks being young women (usually a pretty one and old bird meaning... well you can work thst one out yourself.
What did you so last night, fella?
I went to the pub with my bird.
I shagged an old bird last night, it was the best bonk I've ever had.
I went to the pub with my bird.
I shagged an old bird last night, it was the best bonk I've ever had.
by Pat Fenus December 9, 2020
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Get the Bird mug.This bird expects a 6ft man who makes 6 figures to take her to a 5-star restaurant on a first date? This bitch is crazy
by guapoobands December 20, 2020
Get the Bird mug.government supplied drones used to keep an eye on the people. The government try to make the birds do animal-like things, like, eat, sleep, fuck, build nests, and die. But we all know the truth. They dont actually die. They just temporarily disconnect. The don't fuck, just one comes with spare batterys to keep the other one going. The batterys are inserted through the anal cavity
Did you see the lovely birds? Aren't they so beautiful?
You mean the BATTERY powered INFORMATION REPOSSESING DEVICE? no thanks
You mean the BATTERY powered INFORMATION REPOSSESING DEVICE? no thanks
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