Put it behind my ear

When you’re stressed about something, and then you realize that it’s not worth stressing.

Not even going to stress about my final, I’m gonna put it behind my ear and go to sleep.

by Viqtoria May 23, 2020

Behind the times

Somebody who hasn't moved on since 500 AD.

Clovis is now behind the times as a barbarian. He's so unsophisticated, uncivilized, and behind his time.

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

eat watermelon behind the stairwell

The act of cumming into a watermelon typically after having sex with a prostitute, inserting it into her ass, and then eating it.

I was fucking the shit out of Watermelonisha and she told me to eat watermelon behind the stairwell.
I didn't know what was going on at first, but when I did it was fucking good.

by Edgecs September 12, 2017

behind the popcorn bucket

it is ramony macarony and patipaksiri combined and usually happens when they are at the movie theater

Oh! Look they are doing behind the popcorn bucket!

by asiansano February 21, 2023

Religion I can get behind

Do you even hear yourself?

Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."

Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."

Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."

Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

the indian bites from behind

it's the way to respond excusing absolutely everything you do, also known in spanish as "Por atras pica el indio wacho".

- "JJ, ¿Why you did that?"
- "The indian bites from behind G"

by morenoperkin July 23, 2022