beating the clock

Masturbating in a very small amount of time right before one must leave for work or other engagement.

He is supposed to be here soon. He must be beating the clock.

by MateoP April 1, 2008

pube basting

During sexual intercourse, the pubes become coated with bodily fluids. After time the coating becomes thicker and crusties are created.

This fat juicy hoe came over. She was really wet and sticky. Probably from all the gravy in her diet. She was fucking pube basting my shit all night and I had to get out paint thinner to remove the fucking crusties.

by Pube Baster September 4, 2009

brain blasting

Stuffing the entire ball sack into the ass or vagina of another.

Me and my girl friend were brain blasting all night. My balls still smell like ass.

by theonetrueruler November 30, 2013

WHO BEATING GOKU?

a meme regarding Goku's strength and that no one is beating him.

*goku beats someone*
man 1: NO ONE BEATING GOKU
man 2: WHO BEATING GOKU?

by bop[ April 30, 2021

basting

When a girl is being double penetrated in the spit roasting position.(one guy in her mouth the other in the back as if she was a suckling pig) The third guy is "basting" her which consists of ejaculating over the girl being spit roasted.

Yo, me and mike are spit roasting this chick, Chris u wanna do the basting?

by JCM Crew May 31, 2006

Basting

The act of delivering an absolute montage of compliments to the desired subject. Often commonly done by method of awkward slam poetry. The best way to do this is to over exaggerate the flattery to the point of absolute cringe and disgust.

The exact opposite of roasting.

Hey bro, you're going to get a bad basting if you keep being such a good friend.

Basting you is my calling in life; how could I neglect the fact you've always been there for me through thick and thin; I need you in my life desperately, so much it hurts me deep down.

by Sir Benjamin Tennyson June 9, 2016

leg beating

the act of shaming someone by meticulously pummeling their legs when they are passed out in return for a dis-service they have inflicted upon you

Horton was being such a douche last night, so when he passed out we gave him a leg beating the likes of which upon witnessing, Christ would have cringed .

by timmy gendron May 24, 2008